Gargoyles Quotes

Anton Sevarius: They say a man's home is his castle, and what fun would a castle be without her dungeon?
Elisa Maza: Sevarius, your idea of fun would give Frankenstein nightmares!

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Anton Sevarius: If it gets any more saccharine in there, I'm going to put a finger down my throat.

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Goliath: In my experience, human problems become gargoyle problems.

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Coyote 3.0: I'd sure like to know how you got here, but I'm programmed to shoot first and ask questions later.

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Emir: I demand reparation! My son was cruelly and unfairly taken from me!
Anubis: On the contrary, death is the ultimate fairness. Rich and poor, young and old - all are equal in death. You would not like to see the Jackal God play favourites. Think what you are doing: all over the world there is birth, but no death. Our planet cannot support so many lives at once.

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Goliath[feeling around his neck]: The eye. Where is the eye?
Odin: Where it always belonged, gargoyle - with the original owner. I apologize for any trouble I caused in my efforts to reclaim it. It seems I'm out of practice dealing directly with mortals.
Goliath: I owe you an apology as well. It seems I am unaccustomed to dealing with a god.... or being one.
Odin: Then we have all gained rare enlightment this night: the eye's standard gift.

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Elisa Maza: That's some story all right. Gargoyle clans, mutated brothers, magic spells. You threw in everything but King Arthur and the Holy Grail.
Goliath: Yes, well, we haven't encountered the Holy Grail... yet.

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[Xanatos and Coyote are holding Angela and Goliath prisoner.]
Coyote 4.0: This trough is filled with acid. In about ten minutes its going to do a very nasty job on that soil carving, not to mention your rugged good looks.
David Xanatos: It's my first real stab at clichéd villainy. How am I doing?

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[Xanatos and Coyote 4.0 capture the Kachina Coyote.]
Kachina Coyote: How are doing this? No machine can hold me!
David Xanatos: This one can. Ever heard of the Cauldron of Life? It was supposed to grant me immortality, but it fell short of my expectations. I couldn't see such a rare find going to waste, though, so I melted it down and used it to reconstruct Coyote. My Coyote. The magic inherent in the iron allows him to hold you. Ironic, isn't it? One Coyote catching another.
Kachina Coyote: I should sue you for trademark infringement.
David Xanatos: Consider him a tribute.

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[Goliath, Angela, Bronx and Elisa arrive on Avalon]
Angela: I'm beginning to think this Manhattan we search for is a myth.

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Titania: In Avalon, Oberon's word is law.
Katharine: Does that mean he's always right?
Titania: Not while he's married.

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Goliath: Impossible. Time is like a river, correcting its courses against any change. History cannot be changed.

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[Xanatos holds up virtual Goliath's disembodied head.]
David Xanatos: Alas, poor Goliath. I knew him well.
Goliath: You will not win!
David Xanatos: What are you going to do? Bite my kneecaps off?

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Oberon: What are you doing here, my love? Have you forgotten the gathering?
Titania (as Anastasia Renard): I am gathering even now.
Oberon: We have discussed this, my dear. It is my law that we do not directly interfere with human affairs. Let the woman keep her child.
Fox: Keep my child? Mother, who is this guy?
Oberon: Mother!? [chuckles] Oh, Titania, what have you been up to?

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Titania: [about Alexander] Although the blood line has thinned, he has great potential.
Xanatos: With his pedigree, of course he does.

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Oberon: The humans will awaken in the morning and this will seem naught but a midsummer night's dream.

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Goliath: I know from experience the transforming power of a child's love. The future is not written yet.

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[As Thailog frees Demona from her cell, she aims one of his laser cannons at Fang]
Fang: [nervous] Hey, Demona... I've always respected you as a fellow inmate... Some of my best friends are half-gargoyle, half-human babes with bad attitudes!
[Demona merely blasts apart the glass containing him]
Demona: [to Thailog] He's a fool, but he may be useful.
Fang: ... I can work with that!

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Goliath: [to Demona, about the clones] If you consider these poor creatures your Clan, then you've sunk even lower than I imagined.
Thailog: Now, now! That's your friends' genetic make-up you're insulting. Still, you're right. They are a bit primitive. I kept their programming simple: "Obey Thailog." It's all they really need to know.

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Goliath: Puck! I should've known. But why this subterfuge?
Puck: Hey, I live for subterfuge!

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[Matt Bluestone discusses conspiracy theories with a reporter.]
Matt Bluestone: Huh, don't believe them. Now UFOs... Do you know that Easter Island statues were modeled after space aliens?

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Goliath: I do not want escape, I want vengeance!
Demona: Perhaps you can have a little of both.
Goliath: There's no such thing as "a little" vengeance.
Demona: At last, you're thinking like a true Gargoyle.

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[At the first Quarrymen meeting, John Castaway addresses his audience.]
John Castaway: I know that you are all reasonable people. But you do not live in a reasonable world - violence, racism, injustice, you struggle with the world's problems, and wind up feeling so alone. Now, something alien and horrible has entered your world. [sweeps the veil off of a gargoyle statue] Are you afraid of this monster? Well, for once, you are not alone. [...] Are you afraid these creatures will attack you while you sleep? You are not alone in that fear! Are you afraid they will steal your children away? You are not alone! Do you believe these monsters must be stopped? You are not alone! Join us! Join the Quarrymen! [dons a hood] When you wear our hoods, believe me, you are no longer alone! [...] Take a hood! Take a hammer! You are Quarrymen now! Join us! And I promise, you will never be alone again! [smashes the statue]

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[After being insulted by a cleaner.]
Lexington: Whose ugly?

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Broadway: Did they even know I was there? If they want to work with me, why were they insulting me so much?
Fox: If I knew that I'd own this town.

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[Xanatos referring to his wife Fox.]
Xanatos: Devoted wife, mother, one-woman vigilante squad. What a woman.

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[Blind Jeffrey Robbins admits that he knows Hudson is a gargoyle.]
Jeffrey Robbins: Hey, it wasn't hard to figure out, Hudson. Late night visits only. Your accent. That smell.
Hudson: What smell?
Jeffrey Robbins: Well, you tell me. Sort of like old leather and concrete. Uh, but in a good way!

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Thailog: Dear child, the more one takes, the better his chances.

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[As Thailog lies dying in Goliath's arms.]
Thailog: [smiling, perhaps ironically] How I did enjoy causing you grief...

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[Goliath responding to being shot at]
Goliath: Gargoyles do not scare easily. But since we are not your enemy, you have nothing to be frightened of either. Do we understand each other?
Art: Uh, yes sir.
Goliath: [Hands a bent gun back to Art] Good. Then you may keep your weapon.

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