Cars 2 Quotes

Lightning McQueen: The bad guys hit me with the beam from the camera, so, why didn't I... you know.
Mater: Explode in a fiery inferno?
Lightning McQueen: Yeah.
Finn McMissile: We couldn't figure that one out, either.
Holley Shiftwell: Our investigation proved that Allinol was actually gasoline, and Axelrod engineered it so that when it got hit by the beam, it would explode.
Lightning McQueen: Wait a second, Fillmore. You said my fuel was safe.
Fillmore: If you're implying that I switched out that rot-gut excuse for alternative fuel with my all natural sustainable organic bio-fuel, just because I never trusted Axelrod, you're dead wrong man... [points to Sarge]
Fillmore: It was him.
Sarge: Once big oil, always big oil... man.

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Luigi: [at the Tokyo party, Lightning, Mater, Luigi, Guido, Sarge, and Fillmore descend a spiral ramp]Guido, look! Ferraris AND tires! Let's go!
Lightning McQueen: Oh ho ho! Look at this! Okay, now Mater, remember - best behavior.
Mater: You got it, buddy. Hey! What's that? [drives off]
Lightning McQueen: No, Mater!
Lewis Hamilton: [offscreen]Hey, McQueen! Over here!
Lightning McQueen: [Lightning joins them]Lewis!
Lewis Hamilton: Hey, man.
Lightning McQueen: Jeff!
Jeff Gorvette: Hey, Lightning! Can you believe this party?
Mater: [drives over to a small isolated room with glass walls on all sides, with a zen garden and zen master inside; he taps on the glass with his hook]Hey! you done good, you got all the leaves!
Jeff Gorvette: Check out that tow truck!
Lewis Hamilton: Man, I wonder who that guy's with.
Lightning McQueen: Uh, heh heh. Will you guys excuse me for one little second? [heads towards Mater]

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[Mater has exposed the head of the lemon gang and saved the day]Lightning McQueen: It's official. You're coming to all my races from now on.
Mater: Now you're talkin'. [the two friends give each other a high-wheel]

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Lightning McQueen: Look, Mater, we're not in Radiator Springs.
Mater: You're just noticing that? Boy, that jet lag really done a number on you.

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Finn McMissile: Calculate the fastest way to...
Holley Shiftwell: [wings are suddenly appearing out of her]Done!
Finn McMissile: Oh, Miss Shiftwell...
Holley Shiftwell: They're standard issue now.
Finn McMissile: You kids get all the good hardware.

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Sarge: [tasting gas in Italy]How do they do it? These are the same ingredients as back home, but it tastes so good.
Fillmore: It's organic, man!
Sarge: Treehugger.

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Mack: Oh, these best friend greetings, they get longer every year.

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Mack: Those two are perfect for each other.

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Rod 'Torque' Redline: Okay, McMissile. I'm here. It's time for the drop-off.

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[In Porto Corsa, Professor Z has just been given orders about what to do with McQueen, who's decided to use Allinol in the final race]Professor Z: Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen can NOT win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be KILLED.

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Acer: Finn McMissile? But you're dead!
Finn McMissile: Then this shouldn't hurt at all! [Finn McMissile sprays the fire extinguisher at Acer]

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Mater: You know, I always wanted to be a spy.

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Lightning McQueen: [driving on train tracks into a tunnel]Mater?
Mater: Relax. These tracks ain't been used in years. [train horn sounds]

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Mater: McQueen, they're gonna kill you!

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[McMissile is fighting Zundapp, who's using one of his ships to dispose of McMissile's weapons]Professor Zundapp: Give it up, McMissile! [McMissile uses his bombs on the ship's magnet and the ship blows up]

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Lemon Kingpin: Embrace your inner lemon. Let it drive you.

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Lemon Kingpin: Long live lemons!

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Battleship: What are you doing here?
Boat: What does it look like? I'm sailing!
Battleship: Well, turn around and go back to where you came from!
Boat: Yeah? And who's gonna make me? [the battleship reveals a missile launcher and aims it at him, he quickly turns around]
Boat: All right, all right, don't get your prop in a twist! What a jerk! [Looks back to his stern where where Fin McMissile was sitting]
Boat: End of the line, buddy. Buddy? [Camera cuts to show Fin McMissile secretly hooked onto the stern of the battleship as it heads to the Lemons' oil field]

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