Babes in Toyland Quotes

Ollie Dee: Why should you worry? You and he are just like THAT.

Stannie Dum: But that was before we were married.

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Stannie Dum: Her talking to Barnaby is a matter of pouring one ear into the other. Can't be done.

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Stannie Dum: Her talking to Barnaby is a matter of pouring one ear into the other. Can't be done.

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Stannie Dum: Hey, Ollie, when you ask the Toymaker for the money, will you get a little extra for me?

Ollie Dee: What for?

Stannie Dum: Well I, I lost me peewee...

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Stannie Dum: I've got a Christmas present for you.

Barnaby: A Christmas gift in the middle of July?

Stannie Dum: Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.

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Stannie Dum: I've got a Christmas present for you.

Barnaby: A Christmas gift in the middle of July?

Stannie Dum: Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.

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The Toy Maker: What do you think of the wooden soldiers?

Santa Claus: They're nice but they're not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high.

Stannie Dum: Oh I thought you said 100 soldiers six feet high.

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Toymaker: Do you Barnaby take Mary to be your wedded wife? To keep her in sickness, in adversity, in poverty, in tragedy, in disaster...

Barnaby: What are you doing?

Toymaker: Well, I was just trying to talk you out of it.

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Toymaker: Do you, Barnaby, take Mary to be your wedded wife?

Barnaby: I do.

Toymaker: Are you sure you don't want to think this over?

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Toymaster: Do you want to believe, Lisa?

Lisa Piper: Yes, I do. More than anything. I always wanted to be a kid, I always wanted to play with toys. I believe in all of you, and I am still just a kid. I really am.

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Toymaster: Do you want to believe, Lisa?

Lisa Piper: Yes, I do. More than anything. I always wanted to be a kid, I always wanted to play with toys. I believe in all of you, and I am still just a kid. I really am.

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Toymaster: I think we'll take the Milky Way, all the way.

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Toymaster: The struggle between good and evil goes on inside of everyone.

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Wedding Guests: [singing] Tom and Mary, Tom and Mary / Goodbye, good luck to you / Tom and Mary, Tom and Mary / Your beautiful dream has come true / Two lives blended as intended / While all the world, in tune / Smiles divinely for you're finally / On your honeymoon.

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[Barnaby poisons everyone with gas]

Lisa Piper: Nothing's happening to me. I guess I'm immune 'cause I'm from Cincinnati.

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[Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him]

Stannie Dum: You better come up dead or alive!

Ollie Dee: Now, how can he come up dead when he's alive?

Stannie Dum: Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.

Ollie Dee: Now you're talkin' sense.

Stannie Dum: [into well] Look out!

Ollie Dee: *Don't* tell him to look out!

Stannie Dum: Well, it might'a hit 'im.

Ollie Dee: That's what we *want* it to do!

Stannie Dum: [into well] Did it hit ya?

Ollie Dee: Not a sound.

Stannie Dum: It musta got 'im.

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[repeated line]

Toymaker: Grumio, you are a genius!

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Barnaby: Big bait catches big rat!

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Barnaby: Come, let us pussyfoot.

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Barnaby: I'll smack the smiles off their faces, I'll kick the giggles out of their hearts. No more being - subtle!

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Barnaby: Jack not be Nimble. Jack be DEAD.

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Barnaby: This is a very painful moment for me. My own nephew, a criminal! I'll be down to file formal charges in about three minutes.

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Barnaby: You are gazing at a happy man.

Sylvester: If he's happy, I'm a chicken!

Mother Goose: Shh.

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Georgie Porgie: See that house on the hill? The bowling ball? That's Barnaby's house. Sometimes, when he gets really angry, he rolls his house right down the street and knocks people over like they're nine-pins.

Lisa Piper: Geez, this guy sounds really weird.

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Gonzorgo: Look, Roderigo, a gypsy camp. Gypsies, eh? I've heard it said that gypsies buy babies. I wonder if they'd be interested in purchasing this fine, strapping youth?
[Tom tries to wake but Roderigo hits on the head with a mallet, putting him back to sleep]

Gonzorgo: Roderigo, I have an idea. Why don't we sell Tom to the gypsies and that way collect for him twice, understand?
[Roderigo shakes his head]

Gonzorgo: Listen, Barnaby is paying us to get rid of Tom, but if instead of throwing Tom into the sea, we sell him to the gypsies, we'll be paid for him again. Once by Barnaby and once by the gypsies. Can't you see that?
[Roderigo nods ecstatically]

Gonzorgo: Right!

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Gonzorgo: We don't know how to tell you this, Miss Mary. No, we don't know how to tell you this at all. We were 20 leagues at sea and it was calm as it could be, when out of the north, there came a sudden squall! He was standing at the wheel he was, Miss Mary, and across the deck, the might ocean roared, and the mizzen broke and fell and we heard the fellow yell as it bashed him down and swept him overboard!
[sung]

Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!

Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?

Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.

Mary Contrary: Tom sank?

Mother Goose: Tom sank?

Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?

Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?

Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!

Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?

Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. Darling Mary, he begins, or is that dearest? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea.
[sung]

Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!

Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?

Barnaby

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Ollie Dee: Why should you worry? You and he are just like THAT.

Stannie Dum: But that was before we were married.

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Passerby #1: There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake!

Passerby #2: He won't be pleased with that.

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The Toy Maker: What do you think of the wooden soldiers?

Santa Claus: They're nice but they're not what I ordered. I ordered 600 soldiers one foot high.

Stannie Dum: Oh I thought you said 100 soldiers six feet high.

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Toymaker: Do you Mary take this man to be your husband?

Mary Contrary: I do.

Toymaker: That's funny. I'd take him to be your grandfather.

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