All My Children Quotes
Greenlee Smythe duPres: Why in the hell do you care how I feel?
Carlos: 'Cause when you're happy you're not such a raving bitch.
Greenlee Smythe duPres: Did you just call me a bitch?
Carlos: Raving.
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Greenlee: This isn't right.
Mary: What's not right?
Greenlee: Mother, I told you Leo wanted Anna in the first pew.
Mary: The gun slinger?
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Dr. Maria Santos Grey: You know, usually evil gatekeepers are three-headed dogs, not two-faced bitches.
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Adam Chandler: Where's Mary?
Tad Martin: I don't know. It wasn't my turn to watch her. Check the Linen closet. She's probably in there with some waiter.
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Michael Cambias: Ms. Kundera can't touch me. None of you can. You know what, the funny thing is each and every one of you have tried. But your pathetic attempts to take me down have failed. And you want to know why? Because I don't stop until I get what I want. And that day has finally arrived. My mission here in Pine Valley has been accomplished. First, I took over Fusion. Which by the way, ladies, was like taking candy from a baby. Then I set my sights on enchantment. Mr. Larraby, I look forward to working with you. And to complete the triecta, as of this morning. It appears as if Adam Chandler can take his retirement to that little trout stream in Canada. I'm Chandler Enterprises new C.E.O. So, I'm sure you're wondering what that all means for you. Well, it means I own this town and everybody in it.
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Vanessa Bennett Cortlandt: Palmer, come on. It's a perfectly understandable concern. I mean, nobody knows what the future will hold. A meteor could drop on the Valley Inn tonight and kill us all.
Palmer Cortlandt: Well, that's a cheery thought.
Vanessa Bennett Cortlandt: Oh. And what would happen to Leo then?
Palmer Cortlandt: Well, he'd be dead. I mean, a meteor, you know.
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Braden Lavery: Let me get this straight. You want me to seduce your niece.
Palmer Cortlandt: Well, that's putting it a little indelicately. I'd much prefer "court" or "romance", but whatever.
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Myrtle Fargate: This won't take long.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Why? Because you're leaving now?
Myrtle Fargate: Like hell I am.
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Dr. David Hayward: [to Adam] I'd rather spend time in prison with Bubba and his all-boy band than to watch you mangle another child's life.
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Simone Torres: Greenlee regrets what she did to you. If you would only meet her halfway.
Kendall Hart Cambias: No, not even to direct her the rest of the way to hell.
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Simone Torres: Oh, it's only you.
Greenlee Smythe duPres: You're not the cherry on the sundae of my life, either.
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Simone Torres: You know no-one is going to buy it. I would never need to be artificially inseminated. You know this could decimate my love life. Not to mention my threshhold for pain is like non-existent. I practically passed out when you stomped on my foot! I can't survive childbirth!
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: [from the bedroom] Just because you're being inseminated doesn't mean you're having the baby.
Simone Torres: Get in here and explain that. I'm definitely gonna need you to draw pictures.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Brace yourself! [Greenlee comes out of the bedroom disguised as Simone]
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Hi, I'm Simone Torres. Glad to meet you. Like looking in a mirror isn't it?
Simone Torres: Oh, God I hope not.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Maybe it's the inner you. Be very afraid.
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Zachery Slater: Hey, maybe you want to talk about something, you know?
Erica Kane: Why on earth would I bear my scars to you?
Zachery Slater: Maybe I can help you, be a friend.
Erica Kane: A friend? Oh, no. Please, no more friends, please. I have had it up to here with people who have claimed to be my friend. Who say that they only mean well and they want to help me and they only have my best interest at heart.
Zachery Slater: That sounds like someone who's been burned pretty badly.
Erica Kane: Don't shrink me, Mr. Slater. I can see straight through you. Yeah, be hind this nice, sympathetic smile is someone that wants something.
Zachery Slater: Like what?
Erica Kane: Well, why don't you tell me? You're the one who activated your, ahem, search engine. How would you like it if I did a little sneak peek into your past, did a little search on you? Everyone is hiding something, Mr. Slater. How deep and dark are your secrets? Oh, I am very sure you're hiding quite a lot, but you know what, I don't care, keep your secrets to yourself. The last thing I need in this world is another so-called friend that I should trust my life with, because it only dead-ends in betrayal.
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Opal: [to Myrtle about Erica] Somebody give me a stick so I can beat the stupid out of her.
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Opal: I don't believe it. You purposely cut me off in the driveway.
Palmer Cortlandt: Well it's not my fault if you drive with one foot on the brake and one foot in the grave.
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Opal: You could have another heart attack if you're aggravated enough.
Palmer: Then leave, and save my life.
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Ryan Lavery: I got halfway to the Valley Inn, and I stopped. What the hell was I thinking?
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: I hated that you left.
Ryan Lavery: You're my wife. You're my beautiful wife. I'd be an idiot to be anywhere else.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: I love you so much.
Ryan Lavery: I love you. This is where I should be, now and always. Come here. Come here.
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Ryan Lavery: I love the smell of power in the morning.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Well, good morning, Mr. Chairman. Your title fits you almost as well as that suit.
Ryan Lavery: And you - you put my billinos to shame.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Well, we are in the glamor business. I try to fake it when I can.
Ryan Lavery: You, Ms. Hart, are the real deal.
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Ryan Lavery: I love you.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: I love you, too.
Ryan Lavery: And I would be lost without you.
Greenlee Smythe du Pres Lavery: Well, then you'll never be lost.
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Ryan Lavery: You want to tell me what the hell you were trying to pull out there?
Kendall Hart Cambias: Did you see Babe? Did you just see what she did? She has the nerve to offer a consolation prize, honorary mommy? What the hell is that? I mean, what could Bianca possibly do with that? Sit and watch Babe be the mother that Bianca will never get to be? It's stupid. It reeks.
Ryan Lavery: Babe was just trying to help.
Kendall Hart Cambias: No, Babe was trying to cover her own butt and make herself look good. She was trying to show what a big heart she has so no one will know what a liar she really is.
Ryan Lavery: What? Where do you get this stuff?
Kendall Hart Cambias: Oh, please don't tell me you can't see it, Ryan, come on. Babe is all about playing the bimbo matriarch of the Chandler clan. When really she a selfish, lying, stupid little bitch.
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Ryan: Kendall can't hurt us anymore.
Greenlee Smythe duPres: As long as she's breathing and jealous, she can sabotage Fusion.
Ryan: Not for long.
Simone Torres: That is why I am offering myself up for the good of the company. Put me in charge of the Enchantment Signature perfume project.
Ryan: You want to work with Jonathan. Yes, I'll consider that.
Simone Torres: Say the word and I am on him... it.
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Kendall Hart Cambias: [on Zach being at the fundraiser] What, you think I brought him here just to spite you?
Ryan Lavery: Now, wouldn't that be a shocker?
Kendall Hart Cambias: Ok, and I guess you're the reason that I had a cappuccino today. See, I think you're confusing me with your little pet kitty Greenlee.
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Kendall Hart Cambias: No way. A kiss on the boo-boo and that makes it all better? How the hell could she be so patronizing?
Ryan Lavery: This is not the time...
Kendall Hart Cambias: No, no, really, how can she do this to Bianca? After this pretty little show. She'll have her prefect baby, her perfect marriage, and her perfect life, and what the hell will Bianca have?
Bianca Montgomery: Kendall, it's all right.
Kendall Hart Cambias: No, Bianca, it really isn't all right. She's not doing this to ease your pain. She's doing this to cover her own pathetic guilt. Isn't that right, Babe? Isn't that what you're doing?
Arabella 'Babe' Carey Cramer Chandler: No.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Oh, really, no? ok, well you know what, you don't deserve a happily ever after, Babe, and after everything you've done, you will never, ever get it. Your fairy tale will crash and burn, and you'll deserve everything you get.
Bianca Montgomery: Kendall, don't.
Kendall Hart Cambias: And when the sky falls, you'll remember this day and exactly what I said.
Myrtle Lum Fargate: Time to hide those spinning wheels.
Kendall Hart Cambias: This had to be said, Bianca. You cannot believe a word out of that girl's mouth.
Bianca Montgomery: She's my friend!
Kendall Hart Cambias: She's a user. She doesn't care who she guts on the way. She's only out for herself. Isn't that right Babe?
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Kendall Hart Cambias: No, the big diva has not song yet. Ryan and I are not over.
Bianca Montgomery: Hello? Ryan is not here. Ryan left with his wife.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Oh, so what? That's just a pesky little detail. It doesn't matter. And, hey, aren't you the cheerleader who told me to go after Ryan and never give up on love?
Bianca Montgomery: That was before Ryan put a ring on Greenlee's finger.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Details - blah, blah, blah. Forget them. Just focus on the big picture and never lose heart, because I know in mine - I know in my heart, Bianca, I'm right. I know I'm right. Ryan doesn't want to give up on me any more than our mother wants to give up popping champagne corks.
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Kendall Hart Cambias: The last thing I need is to be in Greenlee's sights.
Ryan Lavery: You're not in Greenlee's sights. I told you, I had a sit-down with her, all right? She promised me - she swore that she would play nice from now on.
Kendall Hart Cambias: Oh. OK, so she batted her big, brown eyes and you believed her?
Ryan Lavery: You've got to understand where she's coming from, all right, Kendall?
Kendall Hart Cambias: Yeah, Yeah, that's easy - Hell.
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Bianca Montgomery: I'm not gonna give you the lesbian pop quiz... yet. [pause]
Bianca Montgomery: I'm kidding.
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