A Garfield Christmas Special Quotes


Garfield: Never send a man to do a cat's job.

TV Show: A Garfield Christmas Special

Garfield: Whoever invented Christmas trees should be dragged out into the street and shot.

TV Show: A Garfield Christmas Special

Mom: [beaming] Isn't this wonderful? The whole family together again for the holidays. We're going to have such a splendid Christmas. Oh, I'm so happy I could just burst!
Grandma: Oh, put a sock in it, dearie.

TV Show: A Garfield Christmas Special

Mom: And now, my little boy is going to favor us with a Christmas song.
Doc Boy: I don't know about this, Mom.
Dad: Boy, you doggone better well play. Those 24 years of py-ano lessons better be worth something.

TV Show: A Garfield Christmas Special

Mom: Doc Boy, will you say grace please?
Doc Boy: Aw, Mom!
Mom: [warningly] Doc Boy!
Doc Boy: I never know what to... [Grandma hits Doc Boy on the head with the soup ladle, and Doc Boy goes into prayer]
Doc Boy: [praying hesitantly] Lord, we just want to tell you - how grateful we are for this food. And, um... for letting us all be here together - on Christmas Eve.
Mom: Amen! [Everyone starts to go for the food, but Doc Boy stands up and continues his prayer]
Doc Boy: And as surely, as the water finds the streams and the rivers find the sea, let each of us find happiness and wisdom in this hour... [Grandma hits Doc Boy with the ladle again]
Doc Boy: Thanks, Lord. Let's eat!

TV Show: A Garfield Christmas Special