The Abbott and Costello Show Quotes
Lou Costello: [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!
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[Mr. Davis walks into bedroom, crash is heard, and Abbott looks in]
Sidney: What's wrong?
Bud Abbott: No floor.
Sidney: What's wrong?
Bud Abbott: No floor.
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Bud Abbott: Just mark down, "Dear druggist".
Lou Costello: "Dear druggist"... Go ahead.
Bud Abbott: Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that?
Lou Costello: All but one part.
Bud Abbott: What part?
Lou Costello: The part that comes after "Dear druggist".
TV Show: The Abbott and Costello Show
Lou Costello: [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!
TV Show: The Abbott and Costello Show