General Hospital Quotes
Carly Corinthos: I hired a new lawyer, someone who is very qualified to handle this case.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Who is it?
Carly Corinthos: Alexis Davis.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She's a madwoman. She is not the right person to get your children back.
Carly Corinthos: I disagree.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She put a knife in my brother's chest and pushed him over a balcony, Carly. If there's any justus she'd be doing life in prison.
Carly Corinthos: OK, trust me. I do not want to work with Alexis. She is really the last person. But she's the only one that can handle Sonny.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Oh, you're assuming because she represented him one time she'll be able to throw him off balance in court? You can't trust her, Carly. She despises you.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Who is it?
Carly Corinthos: Alexis Davis.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She's a madwoman. She is not the right person to get your children back.
Carly Corinthos: I disagree.
Lorenzo Alcazar: She put a knife in my brother's chest and pushed him over a balcony, Carly. If there's any justus she'd be doing life in prison.
Carly Corinthos: OK, trust me. I do not want to work with Alexis. She is really the last person. But she's the only one that can handle Sonny.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Oh, you're assuming because she represented him one time she'll be able to throw him off balance in court? You can't trust her, Carly. She despises you.
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Felicia Scorpio Jones: For Lila's sake, I did everything I could to keep an open mind to give you a fair chance to get that inheritance.
Tracy Quartermaine: You were against me form the start. Edward Quartermaine #3: Can you blame her? She's supposedly searching for the most virtuous Quartermaine. She knew in advance it wouldn't be you.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Unfortunately, you've done nothing except prove that you were completely conniving and dishonest. As everyone says that you are.
Tracy Quartermaine: What have I done specifically?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You spied on your father. You tried to blackmail him by taking photographs of him and Heather.
Tracy Quartermaine: We're Quartermaines blackmail is how we all relate.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You're greedy, untrustworthy, dishonest. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Tracy Quartermaine: You did not try very hard.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: I bent over backwards so that I wouldn't be accused of bias.
Tracy Quartermaine: Of course you're biased. You've hated me ever since I tried to protect my son from your daughter.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Here we go.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You were completely unfair to my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: Then maybe she should have taken the hint and stayed away, hmm?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Your son loves my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: My son is teenager. He thinks with his hormones. I was just trying to get him to not make a terrible mistake.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Why couldn't she have had a meltdown like
Tracy Quartermaine: You were against me form the start. Edward Quartermaine #3: Can you blame her? She's supposedly searching for the most virtuous Quartermaine. She knew in advance it wouldn't be you.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Unfortunately, you've done nothing except prove that you were completely conniving and dishonest. As everyone says that you are.
Tracy Quartermaine: What have I done specifically?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You spied on your father. You tried to blackmail him by taking photographs of him and Heather.
Tracy Quartermaine: We're Quartermaines blackmail is how we all relate.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You're greedy, untrustworthy, dishonest. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Tracy Quartermaine: You did not try very hard.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: I bent over backwards so that I wouldn't be accused of bias.
Tracy Quartermaine: Of course you're biased. You've hated me ever since I tried to protect my son from your daughter.
Dr. Monica Quartermaine: Here we go.
Felicia Scorpio Jones: You were completely unfair to my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: Then maybe she should have taken the hint and stayed away, hmm?
Felicia Scorpio Jones: Your son loves my daughter.
Tracy Quartermaine: My son is teenager. He thinks with his hormones. I was just trying to get him to not make a terrible mistake.
Dr. Alan Quartermaine: Why couldn't she have had a meltdown like
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Ric Lansing: Don't do it.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Do what?
Ric Lansing: You want to avenge your niece.
Lorenzo Alcazar: I want justice to be served.
Ric Lansing: Yeah, well, that's my department, Mr. Alcazar, not yours. So I'm only going to warn you once. Stay away from Mary Bishop.
Lorenzo Alcazar: Do what?
Ric Lansing: You want to avenge your niece.
Lorenzo Alcazar: I want justice to be served.
Ric Lansing: Yeah, well, that's my department, Mr. Alcazar, not yours. So I'm only going to warn you once. Stay away from Mary Bishop.
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Samantha McCall: Where did you get peppermint tea?
Jason Morgan: I don't know, that's old. Brenda bought it.
Samantha McCall: The Brenda? The goddess on a pedestal who I sort of look like but can't hope to replace for Sonny and Jax? That Brenda?
Jason Morgan: Yeah, she - she lived here for a little while when we were married.
Samantha McCall: What?
Jason Morgan: Brenda and I were married for a little while.
Samantha McCall: Were married, Yeah. Ok, I got that part. Why, and why didn't anyone tell me?
Jason Morgan: Why are they going to tell you? It's not like we were in love. Brenda thought that she was sick and she wanted me to commit her to a mental hospital. And I could only do it if I was her husband.
Jason Morgan: I don't know, that's old. Brenda bought it.
Samantha McCall: The Brenda? The goddess on a pedestal who I sort of look like but can't hope to replace for Sonny and Jax? That Brenda?
Jason Morgan: Yeah, she - she lived here for a little while when we were married.
Samantha McCall: What?
Jason Morgan: Brenda and I were married for a little while.
Samantha McCall: Were married, Yeah. Ok, I got that part. Why, and why didn't anyone tell me?
Jason Morgan: Why are they going to tell you? It's not like we were in love. Brenda thought that she was sick and she wanted me to commit her to a mental hospital. And I could only do it if I was her husband.
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Tracy Quartermaine: I've been waiting for you.
Edward Quartermaine #3: That's what vultures do.
Edward Quartermaine #3: That's what vultures do.
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[Liz and Jason looking out on the docks]
Jason Morgan: Don't you wish it could always be like this. No guns, no killing, no explosions, just... this.
Jason Morgan: Don't you wish it could always be like this. No guns, no killing, no explosions, just... this.
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[Luke is acting as Laura's defense attorney in Jennifer's mock trial... ]
Luke Spencer: Gentlemen of the jury, look at this defendant. Just look into those eyes - clear, blue, like deep wells of sapphire. And the skin, check out that skin - smooth as marble, and yet coursing with the heat and passion of life. This woman is not only beautiful, she's courageous - she would risk her life for love. This woman would use her remarkable intellect to question all the great philosophies of the planet, and to figure out all the mysteries. This woman could break your heart with a smile, and she could melt your anger with a touch. This woman is as close to perfect as anything on this earth. Gentlemen, something this passionate, this loving, this perfect, cannot be guilty. [Later... ]
Jennifer Smith: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Man: We have, your honor. We find the defendant not guilty...
Luke Spencer: Yes!
Man: By reason of being too beautiful.
Luke Spencer: And that's right!
Jennifer Smith: Typical male jury.
Luke Spencer: Gentlemen of the jury, look at this defendant. Just look into those eyes - clear, blue, like deep wells of sapphire. And the skin, check out that skin - smooth as marble, and yet coursing with the heat and passion of life. This woman is not only beautiful, she's courageous - she would risk her life for love. This woman would use her remarkable intellect to question all the great philosophies of the planet, and to figure out all the mysteries. This woman could break your heart with a smile, and she could melt your anger with a touch. This woman is as close to perfect as anything on this earth. Gentlemen, something this passionate, this loving, this perfect, cannot be guilty. [Later... ]
Jennifer Smith: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Man: We have, your honor. We find the defendant not guilty...
Luke Spencer: Yes!
Man: By reason of being too beautiful.
Luke Spencer: And that's right!
Jennifer Smith: Typical male jury.
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[Luke's inner monologue, as Laura and Roy perform CPR on him... ]
Luke Spencer: Dying is easy. It's living that's hard. Whoever said that got it right. I have to admit, I expected more fuss. A checkered flag. Martha & The Vandellas in wings and halo. At least a good blues band. But this is only mind pictures. The Dick Tracy watch Bobbie stole for my 14th birthday. The first time I laid eyes on that shiny pink cadillac. The disco ball in the middle of my own club, reflecting light and all dreams. And Laura. Better than any choir of angels. Laura. Who makes it all worthwhile. Laura. My wife.
Luke Spencer: Dying is easy. It's living that's hard. Whoever said that got it right. I have to admit, I expected more fuss. A checkered flag. Martha & The Vandellas in wings and halo. At least a good blues band. But this is only mind pictures. The Dick Tracy watch Bobbie stole for my 14th birthday. The first time I laid eyes on that shiny pink cadillac. The disco ball in the middle of my own club, reflecting light and all dreams. And Laura. Better than any choir of angels. Laura. Who makes it all worthwhile. Laura. My wife.
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[Sam has just met Tracy]
Sam: Who are you, and what rock did you crawl out from under?
Sam: Who are you, and what rock did you crawl out from under?
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[Talking to Carly, about Luke since Laura's institutionalization... ]
Sonny Corinthos: Without Laura, he's like bleeding to death. But he doesn't die. He just keeps going, you know; looking for a reason, any reason, to get out of bed and face another pointless day.
Sonny Corinthos: Without Laura, he's like bleeding to death. But he doesn't die. He just keeps going, you know; looking for a reason, any reason, to get out of bed and face another pointless day.
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John Durant: Don't get between me and my daughter.
Jason Morgan: What are you going to do? Frame me?
John Durant: No, not at all. I'm going to go after your ex-wife, Courtney.
Jason Morgan: I'm going to make this really simple. You do anything to Courtney. And I'll kill you.
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Steven Lars Webber: Sonny has a lawyer, why don't you call him or her and just be done with.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, because in my opinion lawyers are really overrated.
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Det. Andy Capelli: Did you warn Morgan to stay away from me?
Ric Lansing: Yeah, for all the good it did. You're a dead man.
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Alexis Davis Cassadine: I'm hoping that you will find it in your heart to help me. If the time comes, you can help Sonny understand that - that my daughter belongs with me.
Carly Corinthos: OK, Alexis, you don't get it. Will you listen to yourself? The lies are over, sky's falling, and we're all going to have to deal with it.
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Sonny Corinthos: Alexis, you're scared. I'm scared. But Sam has a right to protect her child.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Since when you care about anybody's rights but your own? Make her! You can make her! You can pressure her into inducing labor! You can do it, or you can get Jason to do it! If all of the sudden, at the last minute you have suddenly developed a conscience...
Sonny Corinthos: You want me to bully a pregnant woman?
Alexis Davis Cassadine: I want my baby to live! I do! I don't mean to beg you and ask you to ask another woman to risk her baby for mine. But if the situation were reversed, If Kristina were drowning, Sam would - would save her, she would. She wouldn't stop to think about what it would do to her baby. She'd dive in and pull her out. That's all she needs to do. She just has to dive in and pull my baby out! If she doesn't do it, she's going to die. Sonny, please.
Sonny Corinthos: Now, listen to me, OK? Sam made the best decision she could for her child's life. I can't - I can't fight her on that. I can't. We will find another way to save Kristina. I promise you.
Alexis Davis Cassadine: Don't lie to yourself. If she doesn't get those stem-cells, she going to die.
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Sonny Corinthos: Faith ain't even in the prison van, and you're already trying to accuse me of killing her.
Ric Lansing: Well, it a reasonable conclusion, isn't it? I mean, you've wanted Faith out of the way for a long time. Why would you let a small obstacle like prison to get in the way?
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Sonny Corinthos: I don't see you for years. You show up on my doorstep asking for a favor.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Guilty as charged. But I have to say it's not like you've gone out of your way to stay in touch with me either, mister.
Sonny Corinthos: Right, right.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: In fact, last time we spoke I think you were getting married to Carly, which was unexpected, to say the least, but it looks like everything's worked out all right. I understand you had a baby.congratulations.
Sonny Corinthos: Thank you.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Can I see him?
Carly Corinthos: No. Morgan's sleeping. Maybe some other time.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Oh. What about that other little tyke?
Sonny Corinthos: He's across the hall with Jason.
Carly Corinthos: His name is Michael.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Michael. Right. Yes, A. J. 's son.
Carly Corinthos: No, he's A. J. 's nothing. Sonny's is Michael's legal adopted father.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Naturally. I never intended to imply otherwise.
Carly Corinthos: Well, then, maybe you should think before you open your mouth and say things that are offensive.
Lois Cerullo-Ashton: Ohh. Look at you.
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Sonny Corinthos: I had nothing to do with the fire, Ric.
Ric Lansing: Oh, the PCPD finally has ironclad evidence against you. It's locked up in my apartment. It goes up in smoke, and you're going to sit there and tell me it's a coincidence?
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Sonny Corinthos: I'll find you a place, set you up. I'll make sure you're safe.
Samantha McCall: You're kidding me, right?
Sonny Corinthos: Not at all. I'll get you - I'll get you some money, you know, a car, a driver, if that's what you need, and I'll come visit you as often as I can.
Samantha McCall: I'm not your wife, and I am sure as hell not your whore.
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Sonny Corinthos: Maybe it's better for you not to wake up. I don't think we're going to make it out of here. I don't want you to be afraid. I'd give my life if you were just home with the boys. Taking care of them. I've never loved or hated anyone the way I loved and hated you. The way I hate and love you right now. Please, wake up.
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Sonny Corinthos: My life doesn't leave room for betrayal.
Samantha McCall: No, it goes deeper than that. You can't stand to be disobeyed.
Sonny Corinthos: Jason does what he wants. I give him orders. He doesn't always follow them
Samantha McCall: You mean like when you told him to stay away from Courtney?
Sonny Corinthos: Yeah, that's one. There's other ones, you know, but we get past them.
Samantha McCall: Really? Well, this time is different.
Sonny Corinthos: Why?
Samantha McCall: Why?
Sonny Corinthos: Yeah?
Samantha McCall: Because if you see Jason as someone who's going to keep you from your daughter, you're going to see him as an enemy.
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Sonny Corinthos: My relationship with Sam is none of your business, Carly. Stay away from her.
Carly Corinthos: You're not having a relationship. You're sleeping with Sam because she's a dead ringer for Brenda.
Sonny Corinthos: Is that what you told her?
Carly Corinthos: I felt she had a right to know.
Sonny Corinthos: Really?
Carly Corinthos: Mm-hmm.
Sonny Corinthos: Well, you're wrong, as usual, because when I see Sam, I don't see Brenda. I see a beautiful, passionate woman who doesn't lie about who she is or what she wants. Nice change of pace, isn't it?
Carly Corinthos: Hmm. Well, if she has any sense she will be gone by the time you get upstairs, and if she is dumb enough to stay, then she deserves the heart-stomping that she will eventually get with you. She's not good enough, Sonny. She's not going to be enough for you, because no one ever is. That hole inside of you is so deep and it is so embedded, no woman could ever hope to fill it up. She isn't going to be good enough. She's not going to be loyal enough, and she certainly will not be strong enough to ease your pain or to fix you in all the ways that you are broken. You are wrecked inside, Sonny, and eventually you wreck everyone around you. But not my children, Sonny. You will not do that to my boys.
Sonny Corinthos: Forget about them. As of now, you have no children.
Carly Corinthos: Don't you even try it. Michael and Morgan are mine. I carried them, I gave birth to them, and I love them more than anything in this world. And you...
Sonny Corinthos: You don't love anybody but yourself and Alcazar.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, you are so full of it.
Sonny Corinthos: Kids are just something you can...
Carly Corinthos: You...
Lorenzo Alcazar: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Sonny
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Sonny Corinthos: Sister Agnes said I was asking for Carly the whole time I was lying shot in that convent. I was half delirious. I could've asked for anybody. I could've ask for Sam, even Brenda. Hell, I could asked for you to get me the hell out of there, but I didn't. I wanted to see Carly. I wanted to see her face. The Nuns called Carly to come, she came! that's what I can't get past. This was her chance to get out of my life, to let go. The more this goes on, Jason, the more I realize maybe, just maybe I couldn't let go any more than she could.
Jason Morgan: Sonny, just leave - leave things the way they are right now.
Sonny Corinthos: I want Carly as my wife, not my roommate! I want to be able to sleep with her. I want to be able to trust her and I want her to be able to trust me. If I tell her the truth and she leaves, at least it's resolved. And if she stays, at least I know that she did it knowingly with her eyes open because she wanted to.
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Sonny Corinthos: The doctors they think that this is Kristina's best chance, maybe her only one.
Samantha McCall: You know, Sonny, as soon as the baby is born, Kristina is more than welcome to the stem cells. But I cannot induce this labor. It is just too big of a risk to our daughter.
Sonny Corinthos: I respect your decision. We'll find another way to help Kristina.
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Sonny Corinthos: There were times, you know, when I wanted to be with you, and - I wouldn't admit it. Then I got shot, and I couldn't hide from it anymore.
Carly Corinthos: And that's when I realized without a doubt - I still loved you, and I always will.
Sonny Corinthos: You know when I woke up and saw you there, I thought I had died.
Carly Corinthos: Did you think you were in heaven or in hell?
Sonny Corinthos: I didn't care, you know, as long as you were with me.
Carly Corinthos: That is an excellent answer.
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Sonny Corinthos: This offer is one-time only. Take the plea bargain, go to prison, I won't have you killed.
Faith Rosco: I plan to live to a ripe old age, Mr. Corinthos, and not in a prison cell. But if that doesn't work out, if I'm dead no matter what I do, I'll go down fighting you and Jason all the way.
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Sonny Corinthos: What?
Skye Quartermaine Jacks: Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas.
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Sonny Corinthos: Your boyfriend's waiting.
Carly Corinthos: Oh, I'm not sure I can say the same thing about your girlfriend. Yeah, Sam and I, had a little chat. I told her that - that she means nothing to you, and she now knows that, and that she never will.
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