Movie Quotes

Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

By Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, 'Serenity'
Ya see, the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years your gonna start doing some thinkin of your own and you're gonna realize that there are two certainties in life: one: don't do that. And two: you dropped a 150 grand on an education that you could have gotten with a $1.50 worth of late charges at the public library.

By Good Will Hunting
Yes I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the apperance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion.

By Tom Wingfield
Yes, master Falhurst, I'm well aware a good fonging is on the way.

By A Knight's Tale
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

By John McClane, Die Hard
You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit, and Jack just left town.

By Army of Darkness
You always knew. But me being poor, I have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly, you are treading on my dreams.

By Errol Partridge, Equilibrium
You and I are gonna be OK, you know that, right? We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but for the first time let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are and that will be better. OK? I think that will be better.

By Garden State
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

By Buzz Lightyear - Toy Story
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.

By Fools Rush In
You are not a special snowflake. You are the same rotting organic matter as everything else.

By Fight Club
You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
You are what you choose to be.

By The Iron Giant
You are what you love, not what loves you.

By Adaptation
You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man.

By Kathleen Turner, Body Heat
YOU brought her here, YOU stick in the needle! When I bring an OD to your house, I'LL stick in the needle!

By Pulp Fiction
You bunch of nerve-racking sons of bitches, it's like playing cards with my brothers kids!

By Tombstone
You can never lose while you're fighting. You only lose when you stop.

By Birch Street Gym
You can tell how much people like a movie by the percentage of the audience that stays. If the entire Audience jumps up when the credits start, they didn't like the movie.

By John Waters
You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?

By Madeleine, Quills
You can't go through this life being afraid to love, because, without love, there just isn't any reason for living.

By Little House on the Prairie
You don't have to like each other, but you will learn to respect each other.

By Denzel Washington, Remember the Titans
You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that, get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring.

By The Professional
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!

By Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore
You either gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.

By Shawshank Redemption
You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others.

By The opposite of sex
You have a wonderful sense of humor. I wish I had a sense of humor, but I can never think of the right thing to say until everybody's gone home.

By Anonymous
You have the brain of a five-year-old child, and they must have been pleased to get rid of it.

By Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you.

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
You have to believe that life is more than the sum of its parts, kiddo.

By The United States of Leland
You have to know, not fear, that some day you are going to die. Until you know this and embrace it, you are useless.

By Brad Pitt, Fight club
You just said that you love me and if I say it back and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you were lying then I am just going to fucking die.

By True Romance
You just stepped in a pile of dog shit! It happens... What, shit? Sometimes.

By Forest Gump
You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

By Silent Bob, Clerks
You know what's wrong with you...You're chicken. You're afraid to stick out your chin and say, 'Okay, life's a fact.' People DO fall in love. People do belong to each other. Because that's the only chance anybody's got for real happiness. You call yourself a free spirit, a wild thing, yet you're terrified that somebody's gonna put you in a cage. Well, baby, you're already in a cage and you built it yourself. And it's not bound on the east by Somali Land or on the west by Tulip, Texas. It's everywhere you go. Because no matter where you run, you're always going to end up running into yourself.

By Breakfast at Tiffany's
You know, we always called each other goodfellas. Like, you'd say to somebody: 'You're gonna like this guy; he's all right. He's a goodfella. He's one of us.' You understand? We were goodfellas, wiseguys.

By Good fellas
You want your sister to lose weight, tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey, and you know what, no-one knows what they wanna be when they grow up! you know it takes a little time to find that out. And you, you sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well maybe you should lift some weights or take a karate lesson and the next time he tries it you kick him in the balls!

By Donnie Darko
You're not dying. You just can't think of anything better to do.

By Ferris Bueller's Day Off
You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

By Dr. Evil to his son Scott Evil, Austin Powers Goldmember
You've been canned more than tuna, bitch.

By Good Will Hunting
You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass I can't tell where he ends and you begin!

By Jim Carrey, Liar Liar
You've worn out your welcome at this house, Sam. This may very well be the worst summer of your life but you've earned it.

By Life as a House
Your a woman of many parts Pussy.

By James Bond, Goldfinger
Your great-uncle Horace had a saying: 'Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.' Of course, one day he put his theory into use, and it took thirty U.S. Marshalls to bring him down.

By Marge, The Simpsons
Your heart understood mine. In the depth of the fragrant night, I listened with ravished soul to your beloved voice. Your heart understood mine.

By Little Women
Your in the red zone?!? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker!

By Pulp Fiction
Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries... now go away before I taunt you a second time!

By Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

By Monty Python and the Holy Grail
There's a moment in life where you can't recover any more from another break-up. And even if this person bugs you sixty percent of the time, well you still cant live without him. And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well you love his sneezes more than anyone else's kisses.

By 2 days in Paris
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

By Annie Hall
They call him the Sand Spider.' - 'Why?' 'Probably because it sounds scary.

By True Lies
They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

By Waking Life
They say time is the fire in which we burn

By Soran, Star Trek Generations
They say verbal insults hurt more then physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon find out when I put this toasting fork in your head.

By Blackadder
Things change. They always do, it's one of the things of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.

By Bridges of Madison County
This is my rifle, this is my gun This is for fighting, this is for fun

By Full Metal Jacket
This is my sandbox. Over there is the deep end, I'm not allowed to go in there. That's where I see the leprechaun, he tells me to burn things.

By Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
This is the life we chose, this is the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: That none of us will see heaven.

By Road to Perdition
This is the only way you can hope to survive because life is not a movie. Everyone lies, good guys lose, and love does not conquer all.

By Kevin Spacey, Swimming With Sharks
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time!

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.

By Clerks
This latest event is so trivial in its intent and so devestating in its effect, it has to be the work of God. An entire world and war and I'm not a part of it? God will not allow this to happen! I am going to be allowed to fullfill my destiny! His will be done.

By George Patton, Patton.
This one time at band camp...

By American Pie
Thoreau once said most men lead lives of quiet desperation... Don't be resigned to that. LIVE LIFE!

By Robin Willimas in Dead Poets Society
Those are just your emotions acting without the benifit of intellect.

By Passenger 57
Through the darkness of futures past, the magician longs to see. One chance out between two worlds ... fire, walk with me

By One-armed man, Twinpeaks
Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

By Johnny Depp,Blow
Time is a luxery you don't have.

By The Wrath of Khan
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath.

By Simon Birch ( Narrated by Jim Carrey)
Time is an abyss. Profound as a thousand nights... Centuries come and go... To be unable to grow old is terrible. Death is not the worst... There are things more horrible than death. Can you imagine... Enduring centuries... experiencing each day with the same futile things.

By Nosferatu (Hertzhog)
Time is not important, only life important.

By The 5th Element
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race and the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, 'O me! O life! Of the questions of these recurring, of the endless trains of the faithless, of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here, that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.' That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

By John Keating, The Dead Poet's Society
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race and the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering... these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love... these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, 'O me! O life!...of the questions of these recurring, of the endless trains of the faithless...of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here...that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.' That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?

By John Keating, Dead Poets Society
We let this man live once....and it almost cost us our lives. If we let him live twice....we deserve to die.

By Assault on Precinct 13
We may be done with the past, but the past ain't done with us.

By Magnolia
We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot.' 'That's all you got lady: two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes

By The Movie Erin Brockovich
We succesfully bred a Shitzu and a Bulldog. We called it a Bullshit.

By Harry from Dumb And Dumber
We train young men to drop fire on people, yet their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene.

By Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
We waste our lives working at jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need!

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
We're going to need a bigger boat

By chief Brody, Jaws
We're the middle children of history...no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

By Fight Club
We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it.

By Sliding Doors
We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

By Fight Club
Welcome to the new world. God save you, if it is right that he should do so.

By William Thatcher- A Knight's Tale
Well that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I got a better idea. How about I give you the finger, and you give me my phonecall.

By The Matrix
Well, who am I to deprive an American of what little tradition he can get?

By Georgie, Shooting Fish
What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

By Morpheus to Neo, The Matrix
What care I for human hearts Soft and spiritless as porridge A fairy's heart beats fierce and free

By Legend
What do you want now? Your whole life in one hour?

By 'Warlock', 1959
What if this is as good as it gets?

By Jack Nicholson, As Good As it Gets
What is best in life? To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women...

By Conan the Barbarian
What is love? What is this longing in our heart for togetherness? Is not the sweetest flower of love have the fragrent aroma of fine fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unliken to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand and release the power within yourself. You heard me: release the power and tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy: whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.

By Ladies Man
What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

By Tom Arnold, True Lies
What the fuck-ass-fuck-of-a-bum-fuck-shithole town is this?

By Mystery Alaska
What truly is logic? Who decides reason? My quest has taken me through the physical and metaphysical, the delusional and back. And I have made the most important discovery of my career; the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logical reasons can be found.

By A Beautiful Mind
What we do in life echos in eternity.

By Gladiator
What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

By Maximus, Gladiator
What we do in life, echos in eternity.

By Russell Crowe, Gladiator
What we have here is a failure to communiate.

By Cool Hand Luke
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

By Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke
What you do in life, echoes in eternity!

By Gladiator
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.

By Morpheus - The Matrix
Whats wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

By Dark Helmet, Space Balls
When I fell to the floor tonight, I was so scared, I was so terrified. Then I saw you, and I promised myself that if I could just get up, I'd walk over to you... I'd tell you how much I need you and how much I want you... and how nothing else matters.

By One Tree Hill
When I go to bed at night I do 4 things. I drop my robe, slide under the sheets, turn on my left side and stick out my ass. That's it. That's the signal. I just - I back it right up there because I know when I do, no matter how cold the damn thing is, no matter how difficult it might feel, no matter how desperately we want to kill each other it's gonna be met by this warm body on the other side that's gonna hold it. Two arms that... wrap around, pull me out of my head, quiet the voices, save me from myself... without ever having to ask. Every night, 31 years. Every night there's my ass and every night... he never lets me down. You find your home, and it may not be what you thought - you know; colour's off, style's wrong... but there it is anyway and to hell with you if you can't take a joke.

By Moonlight Mile
When it looks bad, like you’re not gonna make it, that’s when you gotta get mean. I mean just plain mad dog mean. Cause if you lose your head and give up, then you neither win nor live. That’s just the way it is.

By Josey Wales, The Outlaw Joesy Wales
When the going gets tough, the weird turn pro.

By Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
When the people we love are stolen from us the thing we have to remember is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die, but true love is forever.

By The Crow
When the world turns their back on you, you turn your back on the world.

By Timon from Lion King
When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change... the devil changes you.

By Max from 8MM
When you develop an infatuation for someone you always find a reason to believe that this is exactly the person for you. It doesn't need to be a good reason. Taking photographs of the night sky, for example. Now, in the long run, that's just the kind of dumb, irritating habit that would cause you to split up. But in the haze of infatuation, it's just what you've been searching for all these years.

By Leonardo DiCaprio - The Beach (2000)
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.

By Jack, Titanic
When you love someone you say it--right then, out loud--otherwise the moment just passes you by.

By My Best Friend's Wedding
When you've got to shoot, shoot - don't talk!

By Tuco, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

By Love Actually
Where does a mother end, and a daughter begin?

By White Oleander
Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life; or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.

By The Cider House Rules
Who's that then?' 'I dunno, must be a king' 'Why do you say that' 'Because he hasnt got shit all over him

By Two peasants, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

By Lucius Hunt, 'The Village'
Why do we never recognize when love begins, but always when it ends?

By Sliding doors
Why do you want to marry me anyhow?' 'So I can kiss you anytime I want!

By Sweet Home Alabama
Why don't you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the foil wrapper, and fucking use them!

By Anonymous
Why make trillions when we can make... billions!

By Austin Powers, The Spy who shagged me
Why should I live up to other people's expectations rather than my own?

By Kat (Julia Stiles) - 10 Things I Hate About You
Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicains are sayin' 'Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.... so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

By Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting
Will : You didn’t beat me; you ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d killed you. Jack : And that’s no incentive for me to fight fair, is it?

By Pirates of the Caribbean
Will:Where's Elizabeth? Jack:She's safe, just like I promised. She's off to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you're going to die, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.

By Scene from Pirates of the Caribbean
Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

By Michelangelo, Ninja Turtles
With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift and my curse. I am Spiderman.

By End Quote, Spiderman the Movie
With insomnia, you're never really asleep; you're never really awake.

By Fight Club
Without change, something sleeps inside us and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.

By Dune (1984)
Without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet!

By Vanilla Sky
Woman: Is this some kind of a bust? Drebin: It's very impressive, yes.

By The Naked Gun 2 1/2
Words, words, words...once, I had the gift...I could make love out of words as a potter makes cups out of clay love that overthrows empires, love that binds two hearts together come hellfire and brimstone...I could cause a riot in a nunnery...but now...I have lost my gift. It's as if my quill is broken. As if the organ of the imagination has dried up. As if the proud tower of my genius has collapsed. Nothing comes.

By Will Shakespeare, Shakespeare in Love
Work like you don't need money, Dance like no one's watching , and love like you've never been hurt.

By Anonymous
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

By Van Wilder Party Liason
You look familiar... have I threatened you before?

By Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
You look strong enough to rip the ears off a gundark!

By Han Solo
You make me want to be a better man.

By Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
You may be a king or a little street sweepa, but sooner or later you dance with the Reepa.

By Death, Bill and Teds Most Bogus Journey
You mean if your name was Psyphillis, and you had to push a fuckin' rock up a hill foreva, you'd be happy?

By Leo, in Party Girl
You see Bob, I'm not lazy. It's that I just don't care.

By Office Space
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

By The man with no name (Clint Eastwood), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
You sell your waking life for minimum wadge; but your dreams they get for free.

By Waking Life
You take the blue pill and you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

By Morpheus The Matrix
You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't.

By The Breakfast Club
So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You're dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and have brought your two little, mincey, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here- just a dose that will make you wish you were born a women. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got 'Replica' written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

By Bullet-Tooth Tony, Snatch
Soap: 'Also, knives are good. You see, knives are quiet, and the quieter they are, the more likely that we're gonna use 'em. Shit 'em right up. Make us look like we're serious. Guns for Show, Knives for a Pro.'

By Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Some memories are best forgotten

By Memento
Some of us are just trying to get through the day without breaking something.

By Pacey, Dawson's Creek
Some of us pursue perfection and virtue and if we're lucky we catch up to it, but happiness cannot be pursued. It either comes to you or it don't. You can always say if only this or only that, but IF ONLY is a state of mind that we get into when we feel deprived.

By Bob Dylan - Masked and Anonymous
Some people come into you're life, destined to leave it. You can wrap you're arms tight around them, but the best you can hope to do is slow them down a little... cause there's just no holding on tight enough.

By Try Seventeen
Some people without any brains do an awful lot of talking now don't they?

By Scarecrow-The Wizard of Oz
Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto, Deloris...

By Deloris Claybourne
Sometimes change can be so constant you don't even feel a difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even know that your life is better or worse until it is. Or it can just blow you away and make you something different in an instant.

By Kevin Klein in Life as a House
Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to bed at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.

By Good Will Hunting
Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

By Donnie Darko
Sometimes the people we meet change us forever.

By Forces of Nature
Sometimes we have to risk the dark to see the light.

By Minority Report
Sometimes when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

By The Order
Sometimes you've got to run away to see if they will follow.

By Manfield Park
Somtimes, I wish I was a lesbian.

By Chandler, Friends
Sorry gal, no time for the old in-out, just came to check the meter.

By A Clockwork Orange
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. Neo: What truth? Spoon boy: There is no spoon. Neo: There is no spoon? Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

By The Matrix
Stop trying to control everything and just let go.

By Fight Club
Suck my dick!

By G.I. Jane
Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody'll say like plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp--out of the blue, no explanation. No point of looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.

By Repo Man
The world went and got itself into a godamn hurry!

By The Shawshank Redemption
The worst mistake that you can make is to think you're alive when really you're asleep in life's waiting room.

By Waking Life
The-United-States-of-GERMANY? Well, somebody's a sore loser...

By John Leguizamo (looking at a German's globe), The Pest
Their brains are intact, as much as they were before the accident anyway.

By Claire Lewicki, Days of Thunder
Tank: Here you go, buddy: 'Breakfast of Champions.' Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs. Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot. Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat? Switch: No, but technically, neither did you. Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly! Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example. Maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything!

By The Matrix
Tell me, friend, When did Saruman the White abandon reason for madness?

By Gandalf, Lord of the Rings
Tell me.... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale blue moonlight

By Batman
That thing, that moment when you kiss someone everything becomes hazy, and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person you are supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry because you feel so lucky you have found it and so scared that it will go away all at the same time.

By Josie, Never been kissed
That's a super philosophy, Will, that way you can actually go through your entire life without ever having to get to know anybody.

By Good Will Hunting
That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin hurts, but it's sort of all we have.

By Garden State
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I don't steel anything, I just rearranged their furniture.

By Bobby, A Chorus Line
The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge, while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse.

By Don Juan
The brave and the true are never the majority. That's why we are cowardly liars.

By Anonymous
The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.

By Princess Diaries
The first rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is . . . you do not talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells 'stop,' goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And, the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club . . . you have to fight.

By Fight Club
The first time I saw Mary, I got that old fashioned feeling that I'd do anything to bone her.

By Dumb and Dumber
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

By Ewan McGregor, Moulin Rouge
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.

By Moulin Rouge
The Greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.

By The Usual Suspects
The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before... pure love.

By Dirty Love
The human eye can distinguish 15 or 16 shades of gray. A computer image processor can distinguish 256 shades of gray, which is impressive. More impressive, however, is the human heart, mind, and soul, which can distinguish an infinte amount of emotional, psychological, and moral shadings, from the blackest of black to the whitest of white. I've never seen either end of the spectrum, but I've seen a lot in between.

By The General's Daughter
The innocent only exist until they inevitably become perpatrators. Guilt and innocence is a matter of timing.

By Judge Rico
The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time

By Finding Forrester
The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck; and the neck can turn the head into any direction.

By My Big Fat Greek Wedding
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen.

By Perspective on life according to George Costanza
The Naked Gun 2 1/2 slogan: If you only see one movie this year... you should get out more often!

By Anonymous
The only true currency we have in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we are uncool.

By Lester Bangs, Almost Famous
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

By Pulp Fiction (Partly from Ezekiel 25:17)
The price is wrong, bitch.

By Happy Gilmore
The revolution will not be televised!

By Gil Scott-Heron
The saddest thing life is a waste of talent, and the choices you make will shape your life forever.

By The Bronx Tale
The servant waits while the master bates.

By History of the World Part I - Empress Nympho
The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you are free to do anything.

By Fight Club
The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

By The Cable Guy
The truth is, there is no sense living your life and not falling deeply in love. You would not really have lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven't tried you haven't lived... Stay open. Who knows? A lightning could strike.

By Meet Joe Black
The universe is the biggest thing ever, bigger than anyone has ever dreamed. So, if we're alone, it seems to me that it's an awful waste of space.

By Contact
The way is closed. It is made by the dead and the dead keep it that way.

By Legolas, The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The world is full of unrealistic motherfuckers, motherfuckers who thought their asses would age like wine. If that means it turns to vinegar, it does. If that means that it gets better with age, it don't. Besides Butch, how many fights you got left in you anyway, two. There ain't no old-timers league in boxing.

By Pulp Fiction
Their laughter dies out all over the world. They know. They laugh at the law. The rich ones who buy it and twist it to their whims. The other ones, who have nothing to lose, who don't care about themselves, or other people. All those who think they're above the law, or outside it, or beyond it. They know all the law is good for is to keep good people in line. And they all laugh. They laugh at the law. But they don't laugh at me.

By The Punisher
Then set me free. You look at me and you don't like what you see but this is the price, mother... the price of belonging to you.

By white oleander
There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.

By Don Juan Demarco
There are millions of people in the world but in the end it all comes down to one.

By Crazy Beautiful
There are no coincidences -- There is only the illusion of coincidence.

By V For Vendetta
There are only two kind sof people in the world: Those who dig Clint Eastwood movies.. and Dweebs

By Garth Ennis
There are some fish that can't be caught. It's not that they're bigger or faster then the other fish, they're just touched by something extra.

By Ed Bloom, Big Fish
There are too many mediocre things in life that we have to deal with. Love shouldn't be one of them.

By Dream For
There are two kinds of people I can't stand. Those who are intolerant of other cultures, and the Dutch.

By Nigel Powers (Austin's Father), Goldmember
There is a piper down, I repeat there is a piper down

By So I married an axe murder
There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

By Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

By Sgt. Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring

By The Plague, Hackers
There is some comfort in the ocean, no past, no future.

By The Last Samuri
There was nothing wrong with my name... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammies.

By Michael Bolton, Office Space
There was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid...ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know, but it helps me remember, I need to remember...sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is just going to cave in.

By Ricky Fitts, American Beauty
There will be no fighting in the War Room!

By Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove
There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path

By Morpheus - The Matrix
Time's funny. When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and next thing you're fifty and your childhood fits into a rusty little box.

By Bretodeau, Amélie
Times are hard for dreamers.

By Amélie
To know a thing well, know its limits. Only when pushed beyond its tolerances will true nature be seen.

By Paul Mu'adib Dune
Today an 80-year-old libarian broke my penis.

By DJ Qualls- The New Guy
Torrance: Have you ever seen a cheerleading competition? ... ESPN cameras all around, thousands of people cheering...' Cliff: You mean there's people... cheering... the cheerleaders? Torrance: (Sarcastically) That's right! Lots of people!

By Bring It On
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

By Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz
Toto? I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...

By Dorothy (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz
Trapped in Time... Surrounded by Evil... Low on Gas.

By Evil Dead III, Army of Darkness
Trinity: I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer. You're looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. Neo: What is the Matrix? Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.

By The Matrix
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.

By Mitch Martin
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.

By Drebin, Naked Gun 2 1/2
Violence is the supreme authority from which all other authority derived.

By Starship Troopers
Wake up. Time to die.

By BladeRunner
Wanna know what I think? I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart.

By Seabiscuit
Want to go out for lunch some evening?

By Peter Parker to Mary Jane, Spiderman
We all go a little mad sometimes.

By Anthony Perkins, Psycho
We all must fear evil, but the evil we must fear the most is the indifference of good men.

By Boondock Saints
We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

By Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory
We are who we choose to be. Now choose!

By Green Goblin, Spiderman
We can't stop here! This is bat country!

By Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you he is the enemy, an enemy deserves no mercy.

By John Kreese
No Regrets. That's what I say. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

By Luke, Out Cold
No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

By Col. Sanders to Dark Helmet in Spaceballs
No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.

By Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid
Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way.

By Josh Hartnett, Blackhawk Down
None shall pass. What? None shall pass. I have no quarrel with you good sir knight, but i must cross this bridge. Then you shall die. I command you, as Arthur King of the Britians to stand aside. I move... for no man. So be it!

By The Dark Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Nothing is final until you are dead, and even then I'm sure god negotiates.

By Anjelica Houston, Ever After
Now I can't think of one reason big enough for him to lie about that's small enough not to matter.

By Gone Baby Gone
Now it's time for one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment in the futile persuit of a sadistic roadrunner, who mocks him and laughs at him as he is repeatedly crushed and maimed. I hope you enjoy it!

By Uncle Nutzie, UHF
LESTER: I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And... Carolyn.I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst......and then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... You will someday.

By American Beauty
Life is a deck of cards, play with what you are dealt.

By Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic
Life is a journey, not a destination.

By Armageddon
Life is a random lottery of meaningless tragedies and a series of near escapes. So, I sit here and I smoke my camel straits.

By Ethan Hawke from Reality Bites
Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

By The Princess Bride
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

By Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Life's a garden... dig it!

By Joe Dirt
Like a blind man in an orgy, I'm going to have to feel my way around.

By Naked Gun 33 1/3
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

By Naked Gun 33 1/3
Like a midget in a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

By Naked Gun 33 1/3
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major? Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

By Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
LINDA: A philosophy major? Now what can you do with a philosophy major? BRUCE LEE: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.

By Anonymous
Listen, strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

By Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.

By Nick Romano -- Knock On Any Door
Live Long and Prosper

By Various Vulcan, Star Trek
Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

By White Oleander
Look at me. My life has no meaning or direction, and I'm happy

By Hope Floats
Look, I'm not the one with the problem, ok? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. They take one look at me and go,'Ahh look a big, stupid, ugly ogre.' They judge me before they even know me and that's why I'm better off alone

By Shrek
Look, sometimes bad things happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so why worry?

By Simba, The Lion King
Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain... Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

By The Last Boy Scout
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee caps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his penis... Sir Robin: THAT'S, that's quite enough, Minstrel.

By Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Mother is the name of God on the lips and hearts of children.

By The Crow
Movement... Can't lock in.. Uh, multiple signals, they're closing... I got readings in front and behind... Look, I'm telling you there's something moving and it ain't us!

By Hudson, Aliens
Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

By Billy Madison
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

By Ralph Wiggums, The Simpsons
My dear boy, if God had intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.

By Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
My father once said 'nobility isn't a birth right, it's defined by one's actions.'

By Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
My Mother used to say to me, 'In this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant' For years I was smart. I recomend pleasant.

By Harvey
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

By Gladiator
My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

By Gladiator
My teacher told me real beauty comes from the inside. That's just something ugly people say.

By Liar Liar
Name a shrub after me. Somthing prickly and hard to erradicate.

By Master and Commander
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean sir. Oh, shit, I can't believe I just did that. Oh and now I've gone and said 'shit' - twice. Prime Minister: Well, you could've said 'fuck', and then we all would have been in trouble. Natalie: Oh thank you sir. I had an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up my first day. Oh piss-it.

By Love Actually
Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgement.

By The Godfather
Never insult seven men with only packing a sixshooter.

By Some Western
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moment that take your breath away.

By Hitch
Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut!

By Goodfellas
Never underestimate the power of denial.

By American Beauty
New watch?' 'Yeah, dual time zones, tells the time in two cities.' 'What for?' 'So if I'm in L.A. and I wanna know the time in New York, I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.

By Alec Baldwin - The Edge
Nigle: That'll do pig... That'll do. Yoku: Screw you cockroach. Nigle: Got to find your dick first shamoo.

By The Replacements
No matter how liberated this world becomes, man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume and women, whether they like to admit it or not, will be impressed.

By Cocktails
Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish.

By The Boondock Saints
PAUL: Kill a man and you're a murderer. Kill thousands and you're a conqueror. Kill everyone and you're a god. ELISABETH: I don't think God exists. PAUL: We shall see.

By Anonymous
People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

By Mark Renton, Trainspotting
Now, I'd like you to step forward over here. They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe...hear it?...Carpe. Carpe Diem. Seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

By John Keating, Dead Poets Society
Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? Loki: No, 'Through the Looking Glass.' That poem, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter,' that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, 'Do it-do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!'

By Dogma
Oh see, now that pisses me off. First of all, we have over 400 plaintiffs here, and, let's be honset, we all know there are more out there. They may not be the most sophistcated people but they do know how to divide and 20 million dollars isn't shit when you split it between them. Second of all, these people don't dream about being rich. They dream about being able to let their kids swim in a pool without worrying that they'll have to have a historectomy by the age of 20, like Rosa Fields, a client of ours. Or have their spine deteriorate, like Stan Bloom, another client of ours. So before you come back here with another lame-ass offer, I want you to think real hard about what your spine is worth Mr. Walker. Or how much you'd expect somebody to pay you for your uteris Ms. Sanchez. Then you take out your calculator, and you multiply that number by a hundred. Anything less than that is a waste of our time. By the way, we had that water brought in special for you folks. Came from a well in Hinkley.

By Julia Roberts, Erin Brockovich
Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? 'I'm not even supposed to be here today.' You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?

By Randal Graves, Clerks
Ohhh man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!

By Pulp Fiction
Okay, crew, set your faces to 'stunned'.

By Bart Simpson
On a long enough timeline, the life expectancy of everyone drops to zero.

By Edward Norton, Fight Club
On my command, unleash hell

By Maximus, Gladiator
On my signal, unleash HELL!!

By Gladiator
One day you and I are going to have a serious disagreement.

By Daniel Day Lewis, Last of the Mohicans
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, 'Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?' And he said to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?' My cousin was a weird guy.

By Brodie, Mallrats
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, 'Walt, what the hell are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?' And he says to me, 'Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?' My cousin was a weird guy.

By Brodie Bruce, Mallrats
Only in their dreams can men be truly free. Twas always thus and always thus will be.

By Robin Williams in 'Dead Poets Society'
Ooooh. So they have the internet on computers now!

By Homer Simpson
Open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourself with!

By Beetle Juice
Oracle: You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you... Neo: Who? Oracle: Not too bright though.

By The Matrix
Orders? You're giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls, you got that? Balls.

By Al Pacino, Scarface
Ouisa: 'I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for forty years!'

By Steel Magnolias
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

By Marianne Williamson
Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real

By Hannibal (Red Dragon)
Police chief wiggum: Put out an A.P.B on Uosdwis R Dewoh, better start with greek town! Detective: Thats Homer J Simpson chief! You're reading it upside down. Police chief wiggum: Err.. cancel that A.P.B! But err bring back some of them errm giro's! Detective: Eh, chief.. You're talking into your wallet!

By The Simpsons
Prince Humperdink: To the death! Westly: No! To the Pain! Prince: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Westley: I'll explain I'll use small words so that you'll be able to understand you wart-hogged face baffoon.

By A duel, The Princess Bride
R.J. Fletcher: This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today? Richard Fletcher: 'Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here! Help, let me out!'

By UFH
Real connections cannot be broken by time or space.

By Joan of Arcadia
Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

By As Good As It Gets
Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

By Shawshank Redemption
Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

By Patton
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

By Raoul Duke, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
See, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact that at the right time and the right place they are capable of anything.

By Anonymous
Self improvement is masterbation. Self destruction is the answer.

By Tyler Durden, Fight Club
Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

By The Godfather
Sequels suck!

By Scream 2
She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.

By Jeff Daniels, Dumb and Dumber
She may be ruining your life...but there is something about my mother. Some Romance. And when she dies, the world will be flat.

By Anywhere but here
She's a vicious, life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

By Armegeddon
She's a witch!' 'A witch? How do you know she's a witch?' 'She turned me into a newt!' 'A newt?' '... I got better.

By Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Shit Happens!

By Forrest Gump
Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

By Happy Gilmore
Shrek: I am beginning to see why you don't have any friends. Donkey: That's what I like about you, Shrek. Only a true friend wouldn't be so brutally honest.

By Shrek
So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

By Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned. My conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote. Says someone else has already said it best so if you can't top it, steal from them and go out strong. So I picked a guy I thought you'd like. 'We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory will swell when again touched, as they surely will be, by the better angels of our nature.'

By American History X
I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

By When Harry Met Sally
I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory.

By Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse Now
I've been lying in this bed for close to a year, and I've had a lot of time to look back on my life and the things that I remembered best. Those are the things I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway. The thing is, life is too short to be following these rules

By Greys Anatomy
I've developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time

By Charlie Brown
I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book!

By Fat Bastard - Austin Powers 2
I've learned that fate only takes you so far. After that, it's up to you to make it happen.

By Can't Hardly Wait
I've seen things you people would not believe; attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I watched seabeams glitter in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain.

By Roy Batty, Blade Runner
So if I asked you about art you could give me the skinny on every art book ever written...Michelangelo? You know a lot about him I bet. Life's work, criticisms, political aspirations. But you couldn't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked you about women I'm sure you could give me a syllabus of your personal favorites, and maybe you've been laid a few times too. But you couldn't tell me how it feels to wake up next to a woman and be truly happy. If I asked you about war you could refer me to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional material, but you've never been in one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him draw his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been truly vulnerable. Known that someone could kill you with a look. That someone could rescue you from grief. That God had put an angel on Earth just for you. And you wouldn't know how it felt to be her angel. To have the love be there for her forever. Through anything, through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand and not leaving because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term 'visiting hours' didn't apply to you. And you wouldn't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself, and you've never dared to love anything that much. I look at you and I don't see an intelligent confident man, I don't see a peer, and I don't see my equal. I see a boy. Nobody could possibly understand you, right Will? Yet you presume to know so much about me because of a painting you saw. You must know everything about me. You're an orphan, right? Do you think I would presume to know the first thing about who you are because I read 'Oliver Twist?' And I don't buy the argument that you don't want to be here, because I think you like all the attention you're getting. Personally, I don't care. There's nothing you can tell me that I can't read somewhere else. Unless we talk about your life. But you won't do that. Maybe you're afraid of what you might say.

By Robin Williams - Good Will Hunting
So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last days of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by when they're busy making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost barely enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.

By George Jung Blow
So many assholes, so few bullets.

By Ford Fairlane - Rock'n'Roll Detective
So much has been said about the girls over the years. But we have never found an answer. It didn't matter in the end how old they were, or that they were girls... but only that we had loved them... and that they hadn't heard us calling. Still do not hear us calling them from out of those rooms... where they went to be alone for all time... and where we will never find the pieces to put them back together.

By The Virgin Suicides
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.

By Tom Hanks, Cast Away
So this is a Harvard bar. I thought there'd be equations and shit on the walls.

By Good Will Hunting
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacks ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

By Roy Baty, Bladerunner
I’ve forgotten how long it was since we last saw each other. To me, a distance that takes eight light years to travel, that’s no different than saying… forever. You and I drift further and further apart. I had… I had to do some things, do some things differently. I made my heart harder, colder, stronger. I stand before a door that will never open. Still, I knock on it for eternity, and you will remain you. Beautiful, young, and I will grow older. I will grow older and alone.

By Voices of a Distant Star
Ian: God creates earth, God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man, women inheirit the earth.

By Jurassic Park
If a man fears nothing, then he loves nothing and so what joy can he have in his life?

By First Knight
If anything in this life is certain; if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone.

By Michael Corleone, The Godfather
If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.

By Wuthering Heights (1939)
If I could be anything but what I am, I would be tomorrow. If I could be what my father wants me to be, then maybe I could stay for that, too. If I could be what you want me to be, I'd want to stay. But I am what I am, and all I want is freedom.

By Looking for Alibrandi
If I die, tell Rolling Stone that my last words were 'I'm on drugs!'

By Almost Famous
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the John and watch you take a leak

By Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer.

By Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
If I've learned anything, it's that you should have the people who love you around you for as long as you can.

By Keanu Reeves in Sweet November
If real is characterized by what you see and what you can feel, then 'real' is only electromagnetic impulses which run through you brain

By The Matrix
If the milk turns out to be sour Nick, i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.

By Rory Breaker; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells
If the problem can't be solved, worrying is unnessecary.

By Seven years in Tibet
If this movie were a person, I would kick it in the nuts and say you suck.

By Scott Ferabee
If you build it, they will come.

By The voice, Field of Dreams
If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

By Garden State
If you plan to shoplift, let us know.

By Sign on the counter from Clerks
If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.

By Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything
If you think back and replay your year and it doesn't bring you tears out of joy or sadness, consider the year wasted...

By Ally McBeal
If you want big rewards, you got to take big risks.

By Summer Catch
If you want to be worshipped, go to India and moo.

By The Quiz Show
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.

By Heathers
If you're frightened of dying and then you hold on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But, if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

By Anonymous
If you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If I think you're lying to me, I'll kill ya. If you leave anything out, I'll kill ya. As a matter of fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand? Good, cause if you don't, I'll kill ya.

By Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells
If your going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.

By Vin Diesel - Triple X
Imagine if you suddenly learned that the people, the places, the moments most important to you were not gone, not dead, but worse, had never been. What kind of hell would that be?

By A Beautiful Mind
Immortaliy is a good idea until you realize that you are going to spend it alone.

By Interview with the Vampire
In life, anything is possible. Nothing ever is what it may seem. Expect the unexpected.

By Roswell
In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

By Fabrizio, The Godfather
In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions of what we found out, that each one of us is a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal.

By The Breakfast Club
In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.

By North by Northwest (1959)
In this life, there are nothing but possibilities.

By Empire Records
Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% inpirstion, 3% electricity and 2% Butter scotch ripple.

By Willy Wonka
Invisible boy: I'm invisible! Can you see me? All: Yes. The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil with us today.

By Mystery Men
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

By Mae West
Is there more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking?

By Zoolander
It is estimated that there are one billion stars, like ours, and in all the universe, there are one billion, billion, planets capable of supporting life, like ours. And in all of that, and maybe even more, there is only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.

By McCoy to Kirk, Star Trek
It is not worth winning if you don't have to fight for it

By The Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold
It was a dream, not a nightmare, a beautiful dream I could never imagine in a thousand nods. There was a girl next to me who wasn't beautiful until she smiled and I felt that smile come at me in heat waves following, soaking through my body and out my finger tips in shafts of color and I knew somewhere in the world, somewhere, that there was love for me.

By Basketball Diaries
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing. And there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it right? And this bag was just... dancing with me... Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... I need to remember. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it... and my heart is going to cave in.

By American Beauty
It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

By Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

By Ulysses Everett McGill, O Brother Where Art Thou?
It's a secret wanting. Lika a song I can't stop humming. Or loving someone you can never have.

By White Oleander
It's funny, you work so hard, you do everything you can to get away from a place, and when you finally get your chance to leave, you find a reason to stay.

By Gattaca
It's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst, and then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it and it flows through me like rain and I can feel nothing but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid, little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure, but don't worry. You will someday.'

By Lester Burnham from American Beauty
It's just my luck, I finally find the perfect guy but he already has the perfect girl.

By Drew Barrymore, Charlie's Angels
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something... There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

By Sam, Lord of the Rings
It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pak, or you may get the 16-pak, but it's all in what you do with the crayons--the colors-- that you're given. Now don't worry about coloring inside the lines or outside the lines. I say, color outside the lines! Color right off the page! Don't box me in.

By Waking Life
It's not personal. It's just business.

By The Godfather
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

By Peter, Office Space
It's not the prizes, Harry. It doesn't make any difference if I win or lose. It's like a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight so I can be healthy. it's a reason to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile, already. It makes tomorrow alright. What have I got, Harry? Why should I even make the bed or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Seymour's gone, you're gone, I have no one to take care of. Anybody. everybody. What do I have? I'm lonely, Harry. I'm old.

By Requiem for a Dream
It's sad to fall asleep. It separates people. Even when you're sleeping together, you're all alone.

By Anonymous
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy, free me So you can't see me, no, not at all In another dimension With voyaristic intensions Well secluded, I see all...

By Magenta, Rocky Horror Picture Show
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The 'hard' is what makes it great.

By Tom Hanks - A League of their Own
It's too bad she won't live. But, then again, who does?

By Gaff, Blade Runner
Its not the years, its the mileage.

By Indiana Jones
Its the sense of touch. Any real city, you walk, you're bumped, brush past people. In LA, no one touches you. We're always behind metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just to feel something.

By Crash
Jessica Rabbit: You don't know what it's like Being a woman looking the way I do. Eddie Valiant: You don't know what it's like Being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

By Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Just because we have chisseled abs and perfect cheek bones, doesn't mean that we too can't die in a freak gasoline fight incident.

By Zoolander
Just remember son, sex is like chinese dinner... it ain't over until you both get your cookies.

By Outside Providence
K-Mart Sucks.

By Rainman
Keaton once said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

By Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
Kids, don't buy drugs...become a pop-star and they give them to you for free!

By Love Actually
Laugh it up, fuzzball.

By Han Solo - The Empire Strikes Back
Lawrence: You know what'd I'd do if I had a million dollars? Peter: What's that? Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time, man. Peter: Haha...that's it if you had a million dollars you'd do two chicks at the same time Lawrence: Damn straight, always wanted to do that, I figure if I was rich I could hook that up because chicks dig dudes with money. Peter: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like me do. Peter:good point

By Office Space
Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks.

By Don Corleone, The Godfather
Leave the gun. Take the Canollis.

By The Godfather
Leonard: I must of told you about my condition. Teddy: Oh, only about, every time I see you.

By Memento
Lester Burnham (Last line): I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry, you will someday.

By American Beauty
Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

By Leonard Shelby, Memento
Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?

By Odysseus, Troy
Mess with the best, die like the rest!

By Hackers
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?

By Loyd Bridges (Airplane)
Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT. Someone pass me the asparagus.

By Lester, American Beauty
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

By The Rock
Love humiliates you, hatred cradles you.

By White Oleander
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails

By A Walk to Remember
Love is the most elusive thing in the world. It's harsher than the rain, warmer than the sun, colder than the wind, more beautiful than snow. It can make you feel the best you'll ever feel, or it can make you feel the worst. It plays games with people, cruel games. Love is the one thing everyone wants; it's the one thing not everyone has.

By Faith Bleasdale
Love knows nothing of rank or riverbank! It will spark between a queen and a poor vagabond who plays the king, and their love should be minded by each, for love denied blights the very soul we owe to God!

By Will Shakespeare, Shakespeare in Love
Love, above all things I belive in love... love is like oxygen.

By Moulin Rouge
Man (waiting for elevator): 'Who are you guys supposed to be? Cosmonauts or something?' Venkman: 'We're exterminators. Someone reported a cockroach on the twelfth floor.' Man: 'Must be one hell of a cockroach.' Venkman: 'Bite your head off.'

By Ghostbusters
Man I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do.

By Dazed and Confused
Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

By Fight Club
Man: Do you believe in truth? Christian: Yes. Man: Do you believe in freedom? Christian: Yes of course. Man: Do you believe in love? Christian: Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen .. love is all you need.

By Moulin Rouge
Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.

By Fight Club
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

By Long kiss goodnight
May the winds always be at your back, and the sun upon your face...and may the winds of destiny carry you up to dance with the stars.

By B-L-O-W
Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

By Pirates of the Carribean
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly stupid.

By Pirates of the Caribbean
Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

By Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribbean
Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you!

By Dirty Dancing
God is just a mean kid with a magnifying glass. And I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather tear of my feelers and watch me squirm.

By Bruce Almighty
God is just an evil kid with a magnifying class on an ant hill and right now he has it pointed on me!

By Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty
God, God, why did you put so many assholes in the world at the same time?

By Major Santini in The Great Santini after reading news of Fidel Castro and Nikita Kruschev
Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate.

By Igby, from Igby Goes Down
Good tunes are good tunes, be it rock, disco, or polka.

By Detroit Rock City
Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge as made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

By Charlie Chaplin's 'The Great Dictator'
Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: 'How tall are you Private?' Private Cowboy: '5 foot 9 Sir'. Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: '5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high... are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere?'

By Sargeant Hartmann in Full Metal Jacket
Guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!

By Chris Tucker, Money Talks
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze. It means no worries for the rest of you days, it's our problem free philosphy, Hakuna Matata.

By Timon and Pumba, The Lion King
Half of writing history is hiding the truth.

By Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, 'Serenity'
Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat.

By Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
HAROLD: He's sick. Charles is sick. ALEC: How sick is he? HAROLD: Well, he'd have to get better to die.

By Anonymous
Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date? Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always says a sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size...

By So I Married an Axe Murderer
Harry:'A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her.' Sally:'That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.' Harry:'No, you don't' Sally:'Yes, I do.' Harry:'No, you don't' Sally:'You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?' Harry:'No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you.' Sally:'Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?' Harry:'It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.' Sally:'So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?' Harry:'No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.'

By When Harry Met Sally
Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time, its just not worth it.

By American History X
Hate is baggage. Life is too short to be pissed off all the time, it's just not worth it.

By Danny, American History X
I always make sure and keep one slug in reserve... Either for myself -- or the other poor jerk!

By Chow Yun Fat, The Killer
I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends.

By Penny Lane, Almost Famous
I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

By Notting Hill
I am ready man, check it out, I am the ULTIMATE bad ass. State-of-the-bad-ass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx...FWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic, electronic, BALL breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharpsticks...

By Hudson, Aliens
I am sorry for your loss, your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

By Royal--The Royal Tenenbaums
I bet she gives good helmet.

By Spaceballs
I came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum

By They Live (1988)
I can no longer sit back and allow, communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy, to sap and impurify all or our precious bodily fluids.

By General Ripper, Dr.Strangelove
I can resist almost anything but temptation.

By Crazy In Alabama
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut.

By Hattori Hanzo - Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
I can't stand movies that go back and forth between hard science and the worst kind of pseudoscience. Give me one or the other, OK? But don't base the plot around science and then expect me to suspend scientific disbelief every ten minutes.

By Jamie (Slashdot) reviewing Mission to Mars
I could get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but don't you think I would rather take a butchers word for it?

By Tommy Boy
I did nothing, absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it would be.

By Office Space
I do not chase my dreams, they come to me. I do not gamble with fate, I hold it.

By The Chosen One
I don't think we're on Venus anymore, Otto.

By Anonymous
I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

By Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything
I don't won't to kill you and you don't want to be dead.

By Danny Glover, Silverado
I don’t care if it rains or freezes long as got my plastic Jesus sitting, on the dashboard of my car. Comes in colors pink and pleasant; glows in the dark cause it’s iridescent; take it with you, when you travel far. Get yourself a pink Madonna dressed in rhinestones; sitting on a pedestal, of abalone shell. God almighty, I aint scary - cause I got the Virgin Mary... Assuring me, that I won’t go to hell.

By Luke Jackson, Cool Hand Luke
I drive on her streets Cuz she's my companion I walk through her hills Cuz she knows who I am She sees my good deeds and She kisses me windy I never worry Now that is a lie

By Red Hot Chili Peppers
I fart in your general direction!

By Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail
I fart your general direction...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

By French Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

By Billy Madison
I fell.' 'Evidently. Off a train?' 'I fell in love.

By City of Angels
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

By Lord Vader
I guess in the end I'm just a trendy ass poser

By SLC punk
I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.

By High Fidelity
I have long feared that my sins would return to haunt me and that the cost would be too much to bear.

By Mel Gibson
I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine. A rage, the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge in the other.

By Robert De Niro in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

By Shawshank Redemption
I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I don't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world is still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we really are. I'm no different... Now where was I?

By Memento
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

By Shawshank Redemption
I have wasted thousands of kisses on you... kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you didn't mean any of it. You just save it all for your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.

By Faye, That Thing You Do
I just want to be invited to the party.

By Beth and Hayley
I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork.

By grosse point blank, john cusac
I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right.

By Gummo
I knew a man who once said, 'death smiles at us all. The best a man can do, is smile back.'

By Maximus, Gladiator
I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

By Van Wilder
I know what its like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can’t. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.

By Girl Interrupted
I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement. This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?

By Dirty Harry
I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away.

By Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die.

By The House on Haunted Hill
I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.

By Juno
I only speak two languages; English and Bad English.

By Fifth Element
I pray our Heavenly Father will assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you with only the cherished memories of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom.

By Letter from Abraham Lincoln, Saving Private Ryan
I said to Spiderman: The best thing about MJ is when you look in her eyes, and she's looking back in yours, everything seems not quite normal, because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel exited and at the same time terrified. The truth is you don't know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you're not ready for it.

By Peter Parker, Spiderman
I say let me never be complete. I say let me never be content. I say deliver me from Swedish furniture. I say deliver me from clever art. I say deliver me from clear skin and perfect teeth. I say you have to give up. I say evolve and let the chips fall where they may.

By Fight Club
I see a red sash I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur! Go tell all the other curs the law is coming! You tell 'em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!!

By Wyatt Earp, Tombstone
I see dead people. They're everywhere.

By Cole, Sixth Sense
I see that you're drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not... and you could drink whole if you wanted.

By Napoleon Dynamite
I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk.

By Napoleon Dynamite
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy...

By Finding Nemo
I shouldn't have done that, you can't tell someone that you're going to kill them these days. I have to tip-toe through the tulips with these motherfuckers!

By Boondock Saints
I think I need a hug.

By Donkey from Shrek
I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.

By As good as it gets
I think she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks.

By Charlie Sheen, Terminal Velocity
I think that the most important thing in life is to have someone to love. If you can't give them that, at least give them something to hope for. If you can't give them that, at least give them something to do.

By Flight of the Phoenix
I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.

By The Breakfast Club
I want to believe.

By Fox Mulder's poster
I want to crawl to her feet, whimper to be forgiven, for loving her, for needing her more than my own life, for belonging to her more than my own soul.

By Wuthering Heights (1939)
I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chloroflourocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom. I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground. Don't think of it as extinction. Think of it as downsizing.

By Fight Club
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.

By Joker, Full Metal Jacket
I was never more certain of how far away I was from my goal than when I was standing right beside it.

By Gattaca
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, swiftly, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

By Colonel Walter E. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
I would have to say that Sting is another hero of mine. I don't listen to his music, but the fact that he's making it...I respect that.

By Hansel, Zoolander
I would like our relationship to continue to be harmonious and productive.

By Tracy Flick, Election
I would like to be a butterfly. Because nobody suspects the butterfly.

By Bart Simpson, The Simpsons
I would rather have one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand than an eternity without it.

By City Of Angels
I'd like to quit thinking of the present as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

By Dazed and confused
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.

By Steel Magnolias
I'll fuck anything that moooooooooves!

By Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
I'm a businessman, Tom. I don't like violence; blood is a big expense.

By Sollozzo, The Godfather
I'm a count, not a saint.

By Edmond Dantes, Count of Monte Cristo
I'm a mog: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend

By Barf, Spaceballs
I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

By As good as it gets
I'm going to get out of bed every morning and breathe in and out all day long. Then, after a while, I won't have to remind myself to get out of bed in the morning and breathe in and out. And then after a while, I won't have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while.

By Tom Hanks 'Sleepless In Seattle'
I'm having an old friend for dinner.

By Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal
I'm just a girl, standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her.

By Julia Roberts, Notting hill
I'm just one man in the world. Nothing more. Nothing less.

By The Odyssey
I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast

By Movie: Scent of a Woman
I'm not bad- I'm just drawn that way.

By Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer.

By Dazed and Confused
I'm only here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we're almost out of beer.

By Dazed and Confused
I'm sorry to hear about your mother's death, she was a terribly attractive woman.

By Royal, The Royal Tennenbaums
I'm too old for this shit.

By Lethal Weapon
black humor quote

By Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Blinkin: Oh if only your mother were here. Robin: She's dead? Blinkin: Oh, she died of phemonia while,while you were away. Robin: My brothers? Blinkin: Killed by the plague Robin: My dog Pongo? Blinkin: Hit by a carriage. Robin: My goldfish Goldie? Blinkin: Eaten by the cat. Robin: My cat? Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh isn't it great to be home, master Robin?

By Robin Hood:Men in Tights
Brothers and sisters, fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.

By Family Guy
Buttercup: I fear I will never see you again Westly: Hear this and hear this well -- I will always return to you Buttercup: But how can you be so sure? Westly: This is true love do you think this happeneds everyday?

By The Princess Bride
Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe everything happens for a reason.

By Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
Captain, with all due respect... Fuck you... Sir!

By Outbreak
Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.

By As Good As It Gets
Carolyn Burnham: I see you're smoking pot now. I suppose you think smoking illegal psychotropic substances is a good example to set for our sixteen year-old daughter?! Lester Burnham: You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

By American Beauty
Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing? Lester Burnham: Nothing. Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating! Lester Burnham: I was not. Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were! Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying 'hi' to my monster!

By American Beauty
Carolyn: Your father and I were just discussing his day at work. Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey? Lester: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.

By American Beauty
Charles Bronson: Do you believe in Jesus? Punk: (nervously) Yeah, yeah Charles Bronson: Well, you're going to meet him (Shots fire from Bronson's gun)

By Death Wish 2
Cheerleaders are dancers that have gone retarded

By Bring It On
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarted.

By Sparky,Bring It On
Cher: I think, no, no I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life. In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, AND even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You know, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Jack Nicholson: Uh, do you want to be on the top or the bottom?

By Witches of Eastwick
Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money. [Harpo looks dejected.] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles.]

By The Cocoanuts (1929)
Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill YOU for money. [Harpo looks dejected.] Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing. [Harpo smiles.]

By The Cocoanuts (1929)
Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life overcoming.

By Hope Floats
Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without.

By The Matrix Reloaded
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

By Trainspotting (the real deal this time)
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

By Trainspotting
Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.

By Moulin Rouge!
Classes will dull your mind.

By A Beautiful Mind
collage is going to be just like High Scool! only funner!

By Legally Blond
Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs smoothly when lubricated.

By Quills
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

By The Usual Suspects
Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? (Takes a bite of steak) Ignorance is bliss.

By Cypher, The Matrix
D.S: No, no, I'm sick of this! All we do is sit around and smoke pot... Mic: No, no Kevin Costner Speech, lets just go.

By Idle Hands
Dad: My insurance does not cover PMS! Kat: Just tell them I had a seizure!

By Ten Things I Hate About You
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Star: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Star: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

By Spaceballs
Dear Bertie, You asked me before where I went. And I want to tell you. I went to a place where nothing's right, where every moment's backwards, every sky's without colour, without hope. I tried to come back, Bertie. But I got lost. And while I was gone, I met you. And I didn't even have the courage to realize I was home. A wise friend of mine told me 'we all have our homes', and now I know it's true. I hope you get this letter, Bertie. I figure I got 75 chances. Cause if you do you'll know that in the end, that's where I was. I found home, Bertie. I found you. I hope you can find your's soon. Get there - as fast as you can. And write me when you do. Love, Joe.

By Moonlight Mile
Dear Darla, I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa

By Alfalfa, The Little Rascals
Dear God: make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

By Forrest Gump
Dear Mr. Vernon We accept the fact that we had to spend a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think it's stupid for you to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms with the most convienient definitions. But what we found out is that each of us is a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely Yours, The Breakfast Club

By The Breakfast Club
Death is not everything. It is more cruel not to be able to die.

By Nosferatu
Death is the last great adventure I have left to live.

By Captain Hook, Hook
Define irony... a bunch of idiots dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

By Con Air
Derek: Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was. Matilda: A what? Derek: A ugooglizer - one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a ugoogly is?

By Zoolander
Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in life?

By Apocalypse Now
Did you really leave me again? After all the seasons I spent waiting, watching out the window, listening at the door, waiting for the news of your return? for the news that you realized that someone important was waiting for you. A whole lifetime I've been waiting. I can't believe you're not coming back. I can't believe I'm supposed to stop waiting. I can't believe you left me again...

By Eulogy
Dishonor!...Make a note of this...Dishonor, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!

By Mushu from Mulan
Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? You think that's air you're breathing now?

By Morpheus, The Matrix
Do you know what Nemesis means? It is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an audible cunt, me.

By Brick top, Snatch
Doing stuff is over rated, look at Hitler. He did stuff but don't we all wish he would have sayed home and gotten high?

By The Tao of Steve
Don't arrange your life so that when you come to the middle of it, you're alone

By The Object of my Affection
Don't confuse luck with skill.

By The Replacement Killers
Don't drink and drive they say. That's why I ride a bike!

By Pretty in Pink
Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be a part of who you will be.

By My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Don't live life pissed off all the time.

By Derek, American History X
Don't you ever get in front of a black man at a buffet.

By Rush Hour 2
Dont be so proud of this technilogical terror you've constructed. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.

By Darth Vader, Star Wars
Drug addiction is no different from any other religion - sometimes the ritual is all that matters.

By Permanent Midnight
Dusk, I realized then, is just an illusion, because the sun is either above the horizon or below it. And that means that day and night are linked in a way that few things are; there cannot be one without the other, yet they cannot exist at the same time. How would it feel, I remember wondering, to be always together, yet forever apart?

By Nicholas Sparks
Ernest Hemmingway once wrote the world is a great place and worth dying for. I agree with the second part.

By Morgan Freeman, Seven
Ever since I started working ,every day has been worse than the one before. That means each time you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

By Office Space
Every day we choose who we are by how we define ourselves

By Girl Interrupted
Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

By Vanilla Sky
Every time the plane banked too sharply on take-off or landing, I prayed for a crash, or a mid-air collision -- anything. No more haircuts. Nothing matters, not even bad breath. Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.

By Fight Club
Everybody always asks why I started at the end and worked back to the beginning. The answer is simple. I couldn't understand the beginning until I had reached the end. There were too many pieces of the puzzle missing. Too much you wouldn't tell.

By Astrid, from the film 'white oleander'
Everybody is the same color when you turn the lights out.

By Save the Last Dance
Everybody lies.

By Dr. Gregory House, House M.D.
Exercise produces endorphins; endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!

By Legally Blonde
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.

By Kathy Bates, Fried Green Tomatoes
Fat tony is the cancer of this city, and I am the... What cures cancer?

By Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons
Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son.

By Animal House