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"They go into our emergency rooms because they don't have health insurance so they don't have primary care physicians. Now you can't get into an emergency room down here."

insurance quote by Steven Berman

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"Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders."

insurance quote by Ronald Reagan

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"We'll make sure there's enough in that account to purchase health insurance coverage."

insurance quote by Robert Kerr

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"It'll help the departments out. It is a nice statement to show how the commissioners have turned the health insurance program around,"

insurance quote by Thomas Graham

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"It's not that often you see a contract settle without concessions in this day and age. (At the last Central Labor Council meeting) someone reported that a union took a wage freeze but kept their health insurance. Today that's a win."

insurance quote by Dave Altman

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"AMP remains our preferred life insurance pick. We expect the promise of further capital management initiatives and delivery of a strong 2005 result should continue to underpin confidence in growth prospects."

insurance quote by Tony Jackson

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"After 9/11, the businesses in my district and throughout the New York metropolitan area saw firsthand the result of a lack of availability of terrorism insurance."

insurance quote by Steve Israel

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"I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

insurance quote by Stephen Leacock

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"I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

insurance quote by Stephen Leacock

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"Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table."

insurance quote by Ambrose Bierce

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"It was the labor movement that helped secure so much of what we take for granted today. The 40-hour work week, the minimum wage, family leave, health insurance, Social Security, Medicare, retirement plans. The cornerstones of the middle-class security all bear the union label."

insurance quote by Barack Obama

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"Most of our students are here to get the credentials they believe are central to admission to the Dream. Everyone does the rhetoric bit-Fascist pig this and that-but push them and they ask you to write recommendations for jobs with banks and insurance companies."

insurance quote by John Gargin

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"National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!"


insurance quote by Seen on a bumper sticker

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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

insurance quote by Woody Allen

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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman"

insurance quote by Woody Allen

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"We have a plan that creates universal access programs at the state level which allows folks to access insurance if they're denied by their insurer."

insurance quote by Eric Cantor

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"Whether industralized societies...can cure themselves of thier meat addictions may ultimately be a greater factor in world health than all the docters,health insurance policies,and drugs put together."

insurance quote by Unknown

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"I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too."

insurance quote by Jack Benny

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"You don't need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured."

insurance quote by Bertolt Brecht

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"The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent."

insurance quote by Wes Smith

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"Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next."

insurance quote by Source Unknown

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"People who live in glass houses should take out insurance."

insurance quote by Source Unknown

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"Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table."

insurance quote by Ambrose Bierce

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"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back."

insurance quote by Al Bundy

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"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

insurance quote by Stephen Leacock

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"For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull."

insurance quote by Ralph Nader

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"It is an honorable calling that you have chosen. Some of you will soon be defending poor, helpless insurance companies who are constantly being sued by greedy, vicious widows and orphans trying to collect on their policies. Others will work tirelessly to protect frightened, beleaguered oil companies from being attacked by depraved consumer groups."

insurance quote by Art Buchwald

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"Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

insurance quote by Kathy Bates, Fried Green Tomatoes

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"Every time the plane banked too sharply on take-off or landing, I prayed for a crash, or a mid-air collision -- anything. No more haircuts. Nothing matters, not even bad breath. Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."

insurance quote by Fight Club

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"Dad: My insurance does not cover PMS! Kat: Just tell them I had a seizure!"

insurance quote by Ten Things I Hate About You

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"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

insurance quote by Trainspotting (the real deal this time)

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"... business training in early life should not be regarded solely as insurance against destitution in the case of an emergency. For from busin..."

insurance quote by Hortense Odlum

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"In taking out an insurance policy one pays for it in dollars and cents, always at liberty to discontinue payments. If, however, woman's premiu..."

insurance quote by Emma Goldman

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"Women hock their jewels and their husbands' insurance policies to acquire an unaccustomed shade in hair or crêpe de chine. Why then is it tha..."

insurance quote by John Dos Passos

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"You have to have sufication insurance to get between theses boobs or thighs"

insurance quote by biganah

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