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"To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself."

dirty quote by George Orwell

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"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."

dirty quote by Mahatma Gandhi

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"I know a lot of players on that team, so I know their character. They are going to talk trash and play dirty. That's just the way they are."

dirty quote by Darnell Dockett

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"It's just dirty basketball. It's plain, outright, dirty basketball. I don't mind the competition, someone going at me on both ends of the floor ... but when guys start throwing elbows and kick you when you're down, that's dirty basketball and I don't respect guys like that."

dirty quote by Ray Allen

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"Patriotism, when it wants to make itself felt in the domain of learning, is a dirty fellow who should be thrown out of doors."

dirty quote by Arthur Schopenhauer

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"That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail."

dirty quote by Anita Loos

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"Indecision is like a stepchild: if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water."

dirty quote by African Proverb

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"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."

dirty quote by George Burns

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"Gossip is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco-pipes of those who diffuse it: it proves nothing but the bad taste of the smoker."

dirty quote by George Eliot

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"A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin."

dirty quote by Jack Pomeroy

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"A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

dirty quote by George Orwell

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"A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, 'Who am I?' Ready to play the game she said, 'I don't know! Who are you?' 'WOW!' cried the child. 'Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!'"

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"An' for all 'is dirty 'ide / 'E was white, clear white inside / When 'e went to tend the wounded under fire."

dirty quote by Rudyard Kipling

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"Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean."

dirty quote by Laurence J. Peter

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"Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers."

dirty quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"Go ahead, make my day."

dirty quote by Dean Riesner

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"Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low, frivolous, and too often a dirty business. There are neighborhoods where it rages like a pest; churches are split in pieces by it, and neighbor made enemies for life. Let the young avoid or cure it while they may."

dirty quote by Jack Holland

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"How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged, it indicates they are not interested in tidying up their intellects either."

dirty quote by S Hayakawa

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"I have been, and will go on, fighting that damnable, dirty, rotten business with all the power at my command."

dirty quote by Billy Sunday

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"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

dirty quote by George Bernard Shaw

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"I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

dirty quote by Cyrus Ching

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"I reject the cynical view that politics is a dirty business."

dirty quote by Richard M. Nixon

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"If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be."

dirty quote by Marquis de Sade

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"Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: 'In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.' Freeman's Extension: '...but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.'"

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"Indecision is like a stepchild if he does not wash his hands, he is called dirty, if he does, he is wasting water."

dirty quote by African Proverb

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"Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right."

dirty quote by Woody Allen

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"It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into its waters."

dirty quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

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"Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner either. You know, dust to dust, worms crawl in, worms crawl out, right Even though we know that, we still walk the walk, we still live the life. We're like a bunch of little kids. Little kids, you know, we jump in this big old pond of mud and we're slapping it all over our face, rubbing our hair all down our backs and we're making these glorious, gooey, mud pies. That's us."

dirty quote by Andrew Schneider

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"Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species."

dirty quote by W. Somerset Maugham

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"Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species."

dirty quote by W. Somerset Maugham

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"Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it."

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast."

dirty quote by W. S. Gilbert

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"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast."

dirty quote by W. S. Gilbert

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"No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he is a dirty little beast."

dirty quote by W.S. Gilbert

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"Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters."

dirty quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

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"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."

dirty quote by Sicilian Proverb

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"Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap."

dirty quote by Billy Madison

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"Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell. While others may go hungry, we've eaten very well. With home, health & happiness; I shouldn't want to fussthe stack of evidence. God's been very good to us."

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"There are no dirty words, only dirty minds."

dirty quote by Lenny Bruce

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"There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for all our progress, who quake before Stalin's dirty underdrawers, who stand at attention and salute them."

dirty quote by Nikita Khrushchev

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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

dirty quote by George Orwell

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"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty."

dirty quote by Cecil Baxter

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"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."

dirty quote by Mahatma Gandhi

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"You're not going to find a man whose socks don't get dirty or who doesn't snore."

dirty quote by Helen Reddy

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"The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river."

dirty quote by H. Ross Perot

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"America is not a young land: it is old and dirty and evil before the settlers, before the Indians. The evil is there waiting."

dirty quote by William S. Burroughs

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"'In the bad old days reference to Blacks/women/Jews/others were in negative language which perpetuated poor treatment/ abuse/ exploitation of these people. Animals have suffered more from negative language stereotyping than all the others, and demeans them so constantly that they created an environment that allows all sorts of cruelties, many too horrendous to describe! An animal is 'it' instead of 'he' or 'she', this perpetuates our view of them as 'things' rather than individuals and is a major first step towards cutting them up for meat and leather, testing drugs/cosmetics/ household products on their bodies, and tearing off their coats for furs!!! Those who have pets are referred to as 'owners' rather than guardians/care givers/companions, reinforcing the idea that they are property much as slaves were considered property. Let's avoid these references: Dirty rat; filthy pig; acting like an ass; dirty dog; she's a bitch; ugly duckling; there's more than one way to skin a cat; behaving like an animal; making a monkey out of someone; killing 2 birds with one stone; working like a horse, you're chicken ... There are many more! Please think before uttering them and tell others. Thank you!'"

dirty quote by Arthur Goldberg

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"Meat is dirty. I wouldn't touch a hot dog without a condom on it."

dirty quote by Bill Maher

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"Boys Get Dirty"

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"The love of dirt is among the earliest of passions, as it is the latest. Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure. Fondness for theground comes back to a man after he has run the round of pleasure and business, eaten dirt, and sown wild oats, drifted about the world, and taken the wind of all its moods. The love of digging in the ground (or of looking on while he pays another to dig is as sure to come back to him, as he is sure, at last, to go under the ground, and stay there."

dirty quote by Charles Dudley Warner

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"The other day I bumped into Santa Claus. A good bump it was, too! I ought to have been arrested, for there is no open season on Santa Claus. But sometimes a first class collision is an exciting thing. It will knock the wind out of you, and it may knock an idea into your head. True, this Santa Claus did not have the white cotton whiskers or a red coat, but she was the real thing all right! Santa Claus in the flesh and plenty of it. A lady who looked like an animated Christmas tree with packages dangling from very limb and I bumped and spilled. As I was trying to pick up the packages she gasped out, Oh, I hate Christmas anyhow! It turns everything upside down. To which I said, That is just what it was made for. This lofty sentiment did not stop her dirty looks at all. But it is the big thing about Christmas."

dirty quote by Halford E. Luccock

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"In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean."

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"Sex is only dirty if you do it right."

dirty quote by Murphy's Laws

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"Anagrams: Dormitory = Dirty Room Evangelist = Evil's Agent Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lots in 'em Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Snooze Alarm = Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one"

dirty quote by Anonymous

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"In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king."

dirty quote by Chris Farley--Movie-Dirty Work

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"You are without a doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocketpicking, thrice double-damned, no-good son-of-a-bitch."

dirty quote by I feel better now, thanks

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"I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting all mixed up with a combination of the Junior F.B.I. -men, discards from Freud and Jung and a sort of Columnist peep-hole and missing laundry list school. Every young English professor sees gold in them dirty sheets now. Imagine what they can do with the soiled sheets of four legal beds by the same writer and you can see why their tongues are slavering."

dirty quote by Ernest Hemingway

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"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. Love"

dirty quote by W. Somerset Maugham

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"Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape."

dirty quote by Charleton Heston, Planet of the apes

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"I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement. This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?"

dirty quote by Dirty Harry

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"Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you!"

dirty quote by Dirty Dancing

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"The hardest love to learn is that which is dark, the kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the soul to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminated so bright before... pure love."

dirty quote by Dirty Love

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"It does not matter how many tumbles you have in this life, so long as you do not get dirty when you tumble; it is only the people who have to stop to be washed and made clean, who must necessarily lose the race. And I can assure you that there is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. You learn that which is of inestimable importance"

dirty quote by Thomas Henry Huxley

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"People have often said to me, 'Surely when you are with the tramps they don't really accept you as one of themselves? Surely they notice that you are different--notice the difference of accent?' etc., etc. As a matter of fact, a fair proportion of tramps, well over a quarter I should say, notice nothing of the kind. To begin with, many people have no ear for accent and judge you entirely by your clothes. I was often struck by this fact when I was begging at back doors. Some people were obviously surprised by my 'educated' accent, others completely failed to notice it; I was dirty and ragged and that was all they saw. Again, tramps come from all parts of the British Isles and the variation in English accents is enormous. A tramp is used to hearing all kinds of accents among his mates, some of them so strange to him that he can hardly understand them, and a man from, say, Cardiff or Durham or Dublin does not necessarily know which of the south English accents is an 'educated' one. In any case men with 'educated' accents, though rare among tramps, are not unknown. But even when tramps are aware that you are of different origin from themselves, it does not necessarily alter their attitude. From their point of view all that matters is that you, like themselves, are 'on the bum'. And in that world it is not done to ask too many questions. You can tell people the history of your life if you choose, and most tramps do so on the smallest provocation, but you are under no compulsion to tell it and whatever story you tell will be accepted without question. Even a bishop could be at home among tramps if he wore the right clothes; and even if they knew he was a bishop it might not make any difference, provided that they also knew or believed that he was genuinely destitute. Once you are in that world and seemingly of it, it hardly matters what you have been in the past. It is a sort of world-within-a-world where everyone is equal, a small squalid democracy..."

dirty quote by George Orwell

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"Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?"

dirty quote by Robert A. Cook

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"Always this same morbid interest in other people and their doings, their privacies, their dirty linen, always this air of alertness for personal happenings, personalities, personalities, personalities. Always this subtle criticism and appraisal of other people, this analysis of other people's motives. If anatomy presupposes a corpse, then psychology presupposes a world of corpses. Personalities, which means personal criticism and analysis, presuppose a whole world laboratory of human psyches waiting to be vivisected. If you cut a thing up, of course it will smell. Hence, nothing raises such an infernal stink, at last, as human psychology."

dirty quote by D. H. (David Herbert) Lawrence

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"The worst readers are those who behave like plundering troops: they take away a few things they can use, dirty and confound the remainder, and revile the whole."

dirty quote by Friedrich Nietzsche

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"The blacks of this region are a cheerful, careless, dirty, race, not hard worked, and in many respects indulgently treated. It is of course the desire of the master that his slaves shall be laborious; on the other hand it is the determination of the slave to lead as easy a life as he can. The master has the power of punishment on his side; the slave, on his, has invincible inclination, and a thousand expedients learned by long practice... Good natured though imperfect and slovenly obedience on one side, is purchased by good treatment on the other."

dirty quote by William Cullen Bryant

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"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Society"

dirty quote by Mohandas Gandhi

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"The hotel was once where things coalesced, where you could meet both townspeople and travelers. Not so in a motel. No matter how you build it, the motel remains the haunt of the quick and dirty, where the only locals are Chamber of Commerce boys every fourth Thursday. Who ever heard the returning traveler exclaim over one of the great motels of the world he stayed in? Motels can be big, but never grand."

dirty quote by William Trogdon

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"I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists."

dirty quote by Brigitte Bardot

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"Politics is still the man's game. The women are allowed to do the chores, the dirty work, and now and then—but only occasionally—one is pr..."

dirty quote by Mary Roberts Rinehart

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"So that with much ado I was corrupted, and made to learn the dirty devices of this world. Which now I unlearn, and become, as it were, a ..."

dirty quote by Thomas Traherne

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"There is no release In a bodkin or disease, Nor can there be a work so great As that which cleans man's dirty slate."

dirty quote by William Butler Yeats

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"When you can use dirty words in every situation with everyone, that's a real big liberation."

dirty quote by Lina Wertmuller

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"Filthy minded people cannot clean their dirt of the mind as they clean their body dirt with the water. They came into the entity with the dirty mind: it is their nature."

dirty quote by Ehsan Sehgal

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"The blind minded people exist, they live with such thoughts and ideas that the others are foolish, and they can easily play their dirty games."

dirty quote by Ehsan Sehgal

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"The traitors have not any principle and religion, they don't care other people's welfare. They just chose a shortcut to reach their dirty goal. The people, who follow the traitors, their destination is the darkness sooner or later."

dirty quote by Ehsan Sehgal

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"The pure nonsense is that you spend billions money for the integration, but some silly ones spoil that on the name of freedom of speech, only for their fame and dirty motives, and you endorse."

dirty quote by Ehsan Sehgal

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"If you hear Betrayal tapping at your door, don't answer it, because she will come in with dirty shoes and ruin your clean carpet!"

dirty quote by The Blue Poet

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