Birthday Quotes

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

By Eleanor Roosevelt
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

By Erma Bombeck
At seventy-seven it is time to be earnest.

By Anonymous
I got my first pilot lessons for my 16th birthday, ... I was scared the first time I tried it, but I fell in love with it and have been flying off and on ever since.

By Eric Hoffman
I am planning on getting my son a bow for his birthday. By having him take this class and rent a bow, I know what kind to get him.

By Anonymous
Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days -- whatever there may be for the dust -- the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which, after a lingering disease of many months sank into a lethargy, and expired, January 22d, 1821, A.D. leaving a successor inconsolable for the very loss which occasioned its existence.

By Anonymous
Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

By Source Unknown
It'll be my favorite birthday.

By Matt Traverso
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

By Anonymous
Our software allows agents to send out automatic e-greetings on birthdays, anniversary, the changing of the clocks twice a year. Remembering customers at times they would not expect you to remember them has a strong emotional appeal.

By Bob Woehrle
Old age is not for sissies.

By Malcolm Forbes
John recently had his 32nd birthday party with six Playboy bunnies and a naked fruit lady.

By Anonymous
It's a weird thing, it seems I play every year on my birthday, but I always lose.

By Anonymous
I remember two years ago a bunch of us went out on the boat and it was my birthday. We had a great time out there. That's the little things you miss. Johnny was a great person. He was the first guy to step in front of the media when things weren't right, when things were right.

By Anonymous
I think Marty was really surprised. He had been complaining all day that nobody had called about his birthday.

By Anonymous
I couldn't ask for anything better on my birthday than having the cup in my hands. It was a fantastic weekend and a wonderful team effort.

By Steve Costalas
He said he loved his son, that he'd just had a one-year birthday, so we started working that angle, and that seemed to be working. ... The only thing he wanted was to see his child. He told Kelly he wanted to say goodbye. Obviously we were not going to do that.

By Tony Gomez
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

By Source Unknown
Youth is the best time to be rich, and the best time to be poor.

By Source Unknown
With the Warner-Lambert merger completed, and having recently reached my 64th birthday, it is a good time to share with you my plans for retirement and for executive succession.

By William Steere
We have had extraordinary requests. We rented Concorde for a private birthday party to go to the Bahamas -- it cost $1 million each way.

By Aaron Simpson
Washington's birthday is as close to a secular Christmas as any Christian country dare come this side of blasphemy.

By Anonymous
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday, ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

By Art Buchwald
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.

By Anonymous
I have no intention of turning 50 years old next year , so I think I'll just loiter here in this year with 49. by Val Brooklyn Rogers

By race_66val_yahoo
Some people have a birthday. Others have a birthday week. I have a birthday month.

By SophieMaMa