The future ain't what it used to be.
By Yogi Berra
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
By Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
By Yogi Berra
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
By Yogi Berra
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
By Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
By Yogi Berra
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
By Yogi Berra
How can you think and hit at the same time?
By Yogi Berra
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
By Yogi Berra
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
By Yogi Berra
Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
By Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
By Yogi Berra
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours
By Yogi Berra
You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left
By Yogi Berra
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there
By Yogi Berra
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
By Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watchin'
By Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six
By Yogi Berra
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel
By Yogi Berra
Well I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
By Yogi Berra
This is like deja vu all over again.
By Yogi Berra
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase
By Yogi Berra
That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
By Yogi Berra
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
By Yogi Berra
Slump I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
By Yogi Berra
