T-shirt Quotes

T-shirt Quotes. Below is a collection of famous T-shirt quotes. Here you can find the most popular and greatest quotes by T-shirt. Share these quotations with your friends and family.

Will fuck for beer

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PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

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Restraining Orders: Just another way of saying 'I love you'

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Spear Britney...

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Support mental health or I'll kill you!

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Its not easy being a penis. I have a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I live with 2 nuts, my closest neighbor is an asshole, my best friend is a pussy and my owner beats me all the time.

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Jesus loves you! The rest of us think you're an asshole.

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My sexual preference is 'often'

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