Source Unknown Quotes

A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.

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A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children.

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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.

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An author ought to write for the youth of his own generation, the critics of the next, and the schoolmasters of ever afterwards.

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An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life.

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Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.

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Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

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I self destruct every relationship so that i don't get hurt... but in truth i just hurt myself worse in the long run..

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I have wept in the night for the shortness of sight that to somebody's need made me blind; But I never have yet Felt a tinge of regret for being a little to kind

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If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.

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It's when things get rough and you don't quit that success comes.

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Its easy to be an angel when you are in heaven.

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One reason we should love our enemies is that we made them ourselves. Another reason is that they keep us on our toes, a third reason is that we should make them our friends.

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Many people convince themselves if it is economically necessary, it's morally right. That's not always the case.

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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

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Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper.

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No one can make us angry. People can say and do things to us but it is still up to us as individuals to do what we want with our emotions in response to those things.

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Something that irritates you and won't let you go. That's the anguish of it. Do this book, or die. You have to go through that. Talent is insignificant. I know a lot of talented ruins. Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck, but, most of all, endurance.

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Reverence is one of the signs of strength, irreverence one of the surest indications of weakness. No man will rise high who jeers at sacred things. The fine loyalties of life must be reverenced or they will be fore sworn in the day of trial.

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On this mounting the scaffold to be beheaded: ''I pray you Master Lieutenant, see me safely up, and for my coming down, let me shift for myself.'' To the executioner: ''Pick up thy spirits, Man, and be not afraid to do thy office; my neck is very short; take heed, therefore thou strike not awry, for saving of thy honesty.''

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Our country is the only one in the world with a national anthem that the last two words are Play Ball!

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Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

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Obedience without faith is possible, but not faith without obedience.

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Love and respect do not automatically accompany a position of leadership. They must be earned.

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Let each day be your masterpiece.

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It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people jumping up and down for joy.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Determination makes a person thrive in life.

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