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Many gloat over their own troubles.

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Malice is always authentic and sincere.

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Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence.

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Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.

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Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.

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Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation.

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Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking.

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Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.

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Listening to people keeps them entertained.

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Language is the friendliest of the things from which we cannot escape.

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Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes.

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Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.

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Journalism never admits that nothing much is happening.

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It is possible to interpret without observing, but not to observe without interpreting.

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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.

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Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation.

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Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path.

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In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners.

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In the street, the gaze of desire is furtive or menacing.

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In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be.

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In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words.

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In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same.

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Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are.

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If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.

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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

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If the world would apologize, I might consider a reconciliation.

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If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire.

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If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.

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If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.

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If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.

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