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I will not conduct my own fire drills
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I will return the seeing-eye dog
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I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
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I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
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I do not have diplomatic immunity
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I do not have power of attorney over first graders
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I did not see Elvis
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I am not certified to remove asbestos
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I am not delightfully saucy
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I am not a 32 year old woman
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I am not a dentist
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I am not a lean mean spitting machine
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I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
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I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
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High explosives and school don't mix
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Goldfish don't bounce
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Funny noises are not funny
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Garlic gum is not funny
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Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
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Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
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Coffee is not for kids
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Bewitched does not promote Satanism
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Beans are neither fruit nor musical
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Bagman is not a legitimate career choice
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Bart Bucks are not legal tender
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
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Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
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A burp is not an answer
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