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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
By Douglas Adams
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
By Douglas Adams