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Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

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Art is a form of catharsis.

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They sicken at the calm that know the storm.

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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

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Trapped, like a trap in a trap.

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This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it

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This is not a book that should be cast aside lightly. It should be thrown away with great force.

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This is not a book that should be tossed lightly aside. It should be hurled with great force.

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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force

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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

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This is on me.

By Dorothy Parker
They sicken of the calm that know the storm.

By Dorothy Parker
They sicken of the calm who know the storm

By Dorothy Parker
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.' by

By Dorothy Parker
The two most beautiful words in the English language are check enclosed.

By Dorothy Parker
The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.

By Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires

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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.

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The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.

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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say 'no' in any of them.

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That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them

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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.

By Dorothy Parker
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; Drugs cause cramp; Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You may as well live.

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Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

By Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.

By Dorothy Parker