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"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."

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"If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one."

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"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

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"The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians."

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"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones."

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