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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics."

by Alfred E. Newman

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"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."

by Alfred E. Newman

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"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons..."

by Alfred E. Newman

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