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"Fools rush in and get the best seats."

by Alfred E. Neuman (probably William Gaines)

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"We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons"

by Alfred E. Neuman

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"If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless."

by The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman

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"You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!"

by The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman

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"It's a good idea to keep your words soft and sweet because you never know when you'll have to eat them."

by The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman

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