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"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."

by Wilson Mizner

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"The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me."

by Sloan Wilson

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"The plight of the children on board this ship serves as a timely reminder that slavery and bondage are still realities in the world."

by Brian Wilson

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"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."

by Edmund Wilson

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"There is no question what the roll of honor in America is. The roll of honor consists of the names of men who have squared their conduct by ideals of duty."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"They're the kind of people who were honest. They'd listen and tell me what they thought - the kind of honesty you need when you're trying to perfect your craft."

by Gretchen Wilson

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"We want excellence in every area. We don't want excuses."

by Kevin Wilson

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"We've got the attitude back that we needed, ... but that attitude is not going to line up and run against 10 guys in the box every game."

by Kevin Wilson

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"We've got a great game. It's going to go on. We'll work something out along the way. These things always get worked out eventually. Maybe not this morning, but eventually."

by Ralph Wilson

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"We're taking a good look at ourselves internally; with our effort, our attitude, our demeanor. And get things fixed real quick."

by Kevin Wilson

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"Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Hell is given up so reluctantly by those who don't expect to go there"

by Harry Wilson

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"It's very family-oriented. The values that go with hunting and conservation are very important for us."

by Mary Wilson

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"Managing to have a sense of humor makes it a lot easier to manage people"

by Steve Wilson

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"No man has ever risen to the real stature of spiritual manhood until he has found that it is finer to serve somebody else than it is to serve himself."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"My family [all of whom are hearing] really prefers video relay services over the text relay services,"

by Marie Wilson

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"Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its heart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Kids will get home and nag their parents to death about getting a smoke detector,"

by Brian Wilson

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"Let's not cheat our children out of an education."

by Mark Wilson

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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

by Earl Wilson

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"I particularly like the fact that there is no set list of books. Whatever books children choose counts towards their tally for rewards. It's all about reading for pleasure."

by Jacqueline Wilson

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"In a world littered with economic instability and job insecurities, why must we make THIS election about race... Has it not always been about that???"

by Wilson Washington

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"I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at."

by Wilson Mizner

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"It was a remarkably quick turn around with our relationships with Japan. Within two to three years we were rebuilding landing strips at airports that we had bombed a few months before. We forged what has been an enduring alliance with Japan. We went from them going from being one of our bitterest enemies to them being our ally. It was interesting how that was accomplished in almost no time at all."

by Bob Wilson

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"The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

by Harold Wilson

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"There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"A week is a long time in politics."

by Harold Wilson

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"(Speaking about Satchel Paige's pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets to the plate, it looks like a marble."

by Hack Wilson

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"...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions."

by Wilson Mizner

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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."

by Wilson Mizner

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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but, after a while, knows something"

by Wilson Mizner

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"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after awhile he gets to know something."

by Wilson Mizner

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"A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what it is today, nor what it is trying to do. We are trying to do a futile thing if we do not know where we came from or what we have been about."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Along with such abundance of grace comes the gift of righteousness. Again grace and righteousness combine to allow believers to experience the enthroned life in Jesus Christ. In God's dealings with man today, grace is king. Grace reigns through righteousness unto eternal life by Jesus Christ our Lord"

by Rollin Wilson

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"Anyone who is not a socialist at 16 has no heart, but anyone who still is at 32 has no mind."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Belief is the death of intelligence."

by Robert Anton Wilson

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"But I have always liked bird dogs better than kennel-fed dogs myself--you know, one that will get out and hunt for food rather than sit on his fanny and yell."

by Charles E. Wilson

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"Business underlies everything in our national life, including our spiritual life. Witness the fact that in the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate achievements"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard--you never know how many friends the dead have until you try to move them!"

by Calvin Coolidge or Woodrow Wilson

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"Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves."

by Robert Anton Wilson

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"Debating against him is no fun, say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog."

by Harold Wilson

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"Failure has gone to his head."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Funny is an attitude."

by Flip Wilson

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"God help those who do not help themselves."

by Wilson Mizner

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"God is either everything, or He is nothing."

by Bill Wilson

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"He's a trellis for varicose veins."

by Wilson Mizner

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"He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup."

by Wilson Mizner

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"He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code."

by Earl Wilson

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"Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men of genius in every walk of our varied life; men who have conceived of its ideals with singular clearness; and led enterprises with sprit & sagacity... They are not Jews in America, they are American citizens."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Honesty is the best image."

by Tom Wilson

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"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I am not sure that it is of the first importance that you should be happy. Many an unhappy man has been of deep service to himself and to the world."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I fancy that it is just as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I would rather lose in a cause that will some day win, than win in a cause that will some day lose."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I would rather fail in a cause that will ultimately triumph than to triumph in a cause that will ultimately fail."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I would rather belong to a poor nation that was free than to a rich nation that had ceased to be in love with liberty."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile."

by Wilson Mizner

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"I'm never going to be a movie star. But then, in all probability, Liz Taylor is never going to teach first and second grade."

by Mary J. Wilson

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"If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in face, you should go home and examine your consicence."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"In the civilisation a new law of hostility prevails. And to call it the law of the jungle is unfair to the jungle."

by Colin Wilson

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"In universities and intellectual circles, academics can guarantee themselves popularity-or, which is just as satisfying, unpopularity-by being opinionated rather than by being learned."

by A. N. Wilson

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"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."

by Robert Anton Wilson

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"It's difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes."

by Mary Wilson Little

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"It's not what happens to you it's what you do about it that makes the difference."

by Wilson Mitchell

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"Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."

by Wilson Mizner

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"Many of us are more capable than some of us...
but none of us is as capable as all of us!!"


by Tom Wilson

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"Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'"

by Wilson Mizner

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"Never murder a man who is committing suicide"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"No man that does not see visions will ever realize any high hope or undertake any high enterprise"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time--but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming."

by Charles E. Wilson

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"No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"No two persons ever read the same book."

by Edmund Wilson

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"No one who has read official documents needs to be told how easy it is to conceal the essential truth under the apparently candid and all- disclosing phrases of a voluminous and particularizing report...."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Oh for a book and a shady nook..."

by John Wilson

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"Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such a thing as tolerance."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply light and not heat"

by Woodrow Wilson

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"One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is to supply light and not heat."

by Woodrow Wilson

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"Only the madman is absolutely sure."

by Robert Anton Wilson

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"Only the insane is absolutely certain."

by Robert Anton Wilson

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"Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning. The quest quotient has always excited me more than the intelligence quotient."

by Eugene S. Wilson

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