The Incredible Hulk Quotes

David Banner: Don't make me angry...

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Computer: Information computed shows that only one thing can defeat the solar chrystalizer: The Hulk. The Hulk. The Hulk. The Hulk.
Dr. Bruce Banner: No! No, it's impossible! I'm cured! I can't become the Hulk again.
Rick Jones: The Hulk is dead! You're cured!
Dr. Bruce Banner: Rick, there's no other choice. The weapon will destroy cities, innocent people. It will let Spy Master control the world.
Computer: The Hulk. The Hulk. The Hulk. The Hulk.

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D.J.: Come on, Oscar.
Oscar: Ah, look, I can't go in there.
D.J.: Say what?
Oscar: Look, I'm already a two time loser, right? My parole says no contact with ex-cons. Lee, he's spend more time in the slam than the birdman of Alcatraz.

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David Banner: Maybe I belong in a cage.

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Dr. David Banner: All right, but I wanna make sure that that never happens again. I wanna be Dr. Banner, not Dr. Jekyll.

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Dr. Bruce Banner: Alright, Rick, out with it. Why doesn't anybody remember that I'm the Hulk?
Rick Jones: Simple. Before I blew up all the puppets, I programmed the computer to erase that knowledge from their minds. Except mine of course. I even had it make a puppet of the Puppet Master in order for him to forget it too.

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Hulk: Hulk smash! Hulk bash! Hulk crash!

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Jack LeBeau: Let me get this straight, okay? Crystal clear. A big green man, Fouche? This is what I'm hearing? A big green man prevented you from accomplishing your mission?
Fouche: We can't be sure what we saw even was a man.

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Jack McGee: One of your cowboys reported that he saw the Hulk while he was hitchhiking into town.
Bob Long: Hulk? I don't know anything about the Hulk. Our two headed calf died last week, I have a picture in my office

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Jasmine: David, no, don't die. We can be free now.
David Banner: Jasmine... I am free.

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Michael: Come on, get on there, get on there you misirable little cackle berry! Come on now, come on... Ah there. For a while, I did'nt know which one of us was gonna win, but I finaly got you, didnt I, ya dumb little cluck cluck cluck cluck.

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Michael: [refering to the Hulk] Are you real, or did you come out of this bottle?

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The Hulk: Hulk not like machines!
Rick Jones: I can tell. We've gotta get out of here before something else goes wrong.
Narrator: But Rick is too late. Something is going wrong. Something indescribably dangerous.

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[opening sequence to the episode: "A Death in the Family"]
Narrator: Dr. David Banner, Physician/Scientist, searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacts with his unique body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. [while trying to change a tire during a thunderstorm, David changes into the Hulk]
Narrator: The creature is driven by rage and pursued by an investigative reporter.
David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. [McGee witnesses an explosion from a building]
Narrator: An accidental explosion took the life of a fellow scientist and supposedly David Banner as well. The reporter thinks the creature was responsible.
Jack McGee: [voice-over] I gave a description to all the law enforcement agencies. They got a warrant for murder out of it.
Narrator: A murder which David Banner can never prove he or the creature didn't commit. So he must let the world go on thinking that he too is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.

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David Banner: Damn! Car, you're making me angry, now if you get me angry, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna turn you into a tin sandwich!

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David Banner: Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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Jack McGee: Human interest stories do not make front page.

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Harold Milburn: I came to confess.
Pamela Morris: Confess to what, Mr. Milburn?
Harold Milburn: I... I... am the Hulk.

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