These are the best and most-popular movie quotes of all-time.

[last title cards]
Title Card: Seventeen year old Alfonso "DeShawn" Greene was charged with second degree murder and tried as an adult.
Title Card: He was convicted of manslaughter and is currently awaiting sentencing.
Title Card: No other individuals have been charged in connection with the crime.

Movie / TV: Crime 360
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Alvy Singer : Oh my God, she's right. Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was beautiful, she was willing. She was real intelligent. Is it the old Groucho Marx joke that I'm - I just don't want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member?

Movie / TV: Annie Hall
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[last lines]
Ron Burgundy: We are laughing and we are very good friends. Good buddies sharing a special moment...
Brian Fantana: Don't say anything Ron and just let it happen.
Ron Burgundy: ...laughing and enjoying our friendship, and someday we'll look back on this with much fondness.
Brian Fantana: Yeah, yeah.

Movie / TV: Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Dorothy Gale: Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Movie / TV: The Wizard of Oz
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Richard Dawson: Name a romantic sounding instrument.
Contestant: Drum.

Movie / TV: Family Feud
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Jamie: Are you trying to seduce me?
Landon: Why? Are you seducible?

Movie / TV: A Walk to Remember
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Jennifer Cavilleri Barrett: Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Movie / TV: Love Story
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Don Vito Corleone: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

Movie / TV: The Godfather
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Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Movie / TV: Gone with the Wind
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Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day

Movie / TV: Sudden Impact
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Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me?

Movie / TV: Taxi Driver
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Norma Desmond: All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.[3]

Movie / TV: Sunset Boulevard
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Captain: What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate

Movie / TV: Cool Hand Luke
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Rod Tidwell: Show me the money!

Movie / TV: Jerry Maguire
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E.T.: E.T. phone home.

Movie / TV: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
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Customer: I'll have what she's having.

Movie / TV: When Harry Met Sally...
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Clyde Barrow: We rob banks.

Movie / TV: Bonnie and Clyde
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Han Solo: May the Force be with you.

Movie / TV: Star Wars
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Virgil Tibbs: They call me Mister Tibbs!

Movie / TV: In the Heat of the Night
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Margo Channing: Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

Movie / TV: All About Eve
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Terry Malloy: You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.[2]

Movie / TV: On the Waterfront
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Howard Beale: I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Movie / TV: Network
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Norma Desmond: I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

Movie / TV: Sunset Boulevard
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Arthur Cody Jarrett: Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Movie / TV: White Heat
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Martin Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Movie / TV: Jaws
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Dorothy Gale: There's no place like home.

Movie / TV: The Wizard of Oz
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Gordon Gekko: Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Movie / TV: Wall Street
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Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Movie / TV: Midnight Cowboy
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Rick Blaine: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Movie / TV: Casablanca
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Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Movie / TV: The Silence of the Lambs
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Rick Blaine: Here's looking at you, kid.

Movie / TV: Casablanca
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Sam Spade: The stuff that dreams are made of.[5]

Movie / TV: The Maltese Falcon
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Ilsa Lund: Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'

Movie / TV: Casablanca
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Title Card: [first title card] In 1965 the town of Northfield was evacuated to create the Northfield Reservoir.
Title Card: [second title card] Two billion gallons of water flooded the empty street, obliterating all memory of the lives once lived there, leaving a drowned ghost town.

Movie / TV: In Dreams
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Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.

Movie / TV: Citizen Kane
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Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Movie / TV: Apocalypse Now
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James Bond: Bond. James Bond.

Movie / TV: Dr. No
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Lady Lou: Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

Movie / TV: She Done Him Wrong
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Dorothy Boyd: You had me at 'hello.'

Movie / TV: Jerry Maguire
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Mr. Maguire: Plastics.

Movie / TV: The Graduate
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Elizabeth Bennet: Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Lou Gehrig: Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.[13]

Movie / TV: The Pride of the Yankees
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Johnny Dio : How do you like your steak?
Paul Cicero : Medium rare.
Johnny Dio : Huh. An aristocrat.

Movie / TV: Goodfellas
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Col. Nathan R. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

Movie / TV: A Few Good Men
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Marie Slim Browning: You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

Movie / TV: To Have and Have Not
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Scarlett O'Hara: After all, tomorrow is another day!

Movie / TV: Gone with the Wind
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Capt. Louis Renault: Round up the usual suspects.

Movie / TV: Casablanca
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Shoeless Joe Jackson: If you build it, he will come.[14]

Movie / TV: Field of Dreams
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Stanley Kowalski: Stella! Hey, Stella!

Movie / TV: A Streetcar Named Desire
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Jack Dawson: I'm king of the world!

Movie / TV: Titanic
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Grusinskaya: I want to be alone.

Movie / TV: Grand Hotel
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Forrest Gump: Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Movie / TV: Forrest Gump
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Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Movie / TV: Caddyshack
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Cole Sear: I see dead people.

Movie / TV: The Sixth Sense
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Rick Blaine: We'll always have Paris.

Movie / TV: Casablanca
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Joey Starrett: Shane. Shane. Come back!

Movie / TV: Shane
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Henry Frankenstein: It's alive! It's alive!

Movie / TV: Frankenstein
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Mr. Collins: [regarding Lady Catherine] My small rectory abuts her estate.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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The Terminator: I'll be back.

Movie / TV: The Terminator
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Ricky Bobby: Slingshot: engaged.

Movie / TV: Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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Henry Hill : Now take me to jail.

Movie / TV: Goodfellas
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Lt. Pete Maverick Mitchell and Lt. Nick Goose Bradshaw: I feel the need—the need for speed!

Movie / TV: Top Gun
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Quint : [ singing ] Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so never more shall we see you again.

Movie / TV: Jaws
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Lady Catherine de Bourg: That is very strange.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Gold Hat: Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!

Movie / TV: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
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V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.

Movie / TV: Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde
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Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy is handed a salad with cat poop] I will *not* eat that.
Tino: You will eat that cat poop.
Ron Burgundy: I will not eat cat poop.
Tino: You will eat that cat poop before you talk about my city that way again.
Ron Burgundy: Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak? [he eats the cat poop]
Ron Burgundy: Oh, God.
Tino: Somebody get him a steak quick.
Ron Burgundy: I'll eat the whole hunk of ****. I don't care. [he begins crying]

Movie / TV: Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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Charlotte Vale: Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.

Movie / TV: Now, Voyager
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Osgood Fielding III: Well, nobody's perfect.

Movie / TV: Some Like It Hot
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Manolo Ray : [ at Frank's house, explaining to Frank in the background what happened at the hotel in Miami Beach ] I ran out of bullets, like an asshole.
Manolo Ray : And while I'm standing there changing the clip, the little mother fucker, who I had killed already but was not dead, shot me!

Movie / TV: Scarface
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[ while fighting with Batman, Joker knocks him down and raises a knife ]
The Joker : All the old familiar places...

Movie / TV: The Dark Knight
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Mr. Collins: Mr. Collins at your service.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Kyuzo : Killed Two.

Movie / TV: Seven Samurai
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Mr. Wickham: I can't be trusted.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Vito Corleone : [ in Italian ] Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor.

Movie / TV: The Godfather - Part II
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Jimmy Dugan: There's no crying in baseball!

Movie / TV: A League of Their Own
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Elizabeth Bennet: [to Mr. Collins] Mr. Collins, I cannot accept you.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Mary Bennet: What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Mr. Moffitt: I can turn all the faucets on in my house. Even the hose.

Movie / TV: Dumb and Dumberer - When Harry Met Lloyd
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Santino : Your country ain't your blood. Remember that.

Movie / TV: The Godfather - Part II
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Rhett Butler : Why, all we have is cotton and slaves and arrogance.

Movie / TV: Gone with the Wind
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Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem.

Movie / TV: Apollo 13
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Harry Russo: I want a taco; hard, like my dick!

Movie / TV: Necromaniac - Schizophreniac 2 (V)
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Mrs. Bennet: You must visit him at once.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Mrs. Bennet: Netherfield Park is let at last. Have you heard who has taken it?
Mr. Bennet: I have.

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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Ernestine, the telephone operator: How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?

Movie / TV: Rowan & Martins Laugh-In
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Red : Same old shit, different day

Movie / TV: The Shawshank Redemption
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Albert Kropp : [ speaking of school ] They never taught us really useful like how to light a cigarette in the wind, or make a fire out of wet wood, or bayonet a man in the belly instead of the ribs where it gets jammed.

Movie / TV: All Quiet on the Western Front
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Heihachi Hayashida : Haven't you ever seen anyone cut firewood before?
Gorobei Katayama : You seem to enjoy it.
Heihachi Hayashida : That's just the way I am. Yah! [ he chops another log ]
Gorobei Katayama : You're good!
Heihachi Hayashida : Not really. It's a lot harder than killing enemies. Yah! [ he splits another log ]
Gorobei Katayama : Have you killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida : Since it's impossible to kill them all - yah! [ he splits another log ]
Heihachi Hayashida : I usually run away.
Gorobei Katayama : A splendid principle.
Heihachi Hayashida : Thank you. Yah!

Movie / TV: Seven Samurai
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Judge Smails: Don't you people have homes?

Movie / TV: Caddyshack
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Michael Corleone: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Movie / TV: The Godfather Part II
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[last lines]
Genie: Made you look.

Movie / TV: Aladdin
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Rosa Moline: What a dump.

Movie / TV: Beyond the Forest
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Art Fern: Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!

Movie / TV: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
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Omar : Alright! Alright, big man? You wanna make some big bucks? Lets see how tough you are. Do you know something 'bout cocaine?
Tony Montana : You kidding me or what?
Omar : There's a bunch of Colombians coming in Friday. New guys. They say they have two keys for us, for openers. Pure coke. Hotel in Miami Beach. I want you go over there. If it's what they say it is, you pay 'em and bring it back. You do that, you get 5 grand!
Manny : [ to Tony ] Go, pay, bring it back, yeah?
Omar : You know how to handle a machine gun?
Manny : Yeah man. We're in the army in Cuba
Omar : You'll need a couple of other guys.
Manny : That's no problem, man.
Omar : Be at Hector's Bodega at noon Friday. You get the buy money then. And chico! If anything happens to that buy money, y pobreci! My boss is gonna stick your heads up your asses faster than a rabbit gets fucked! [ Throws toothpick ]
Tony Montana : I'm scared!

Movie / TV: Scarface
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Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding: One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

Movie / TV: Animal Crackers
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Harry Callahan: You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Movie / TV: Dirty Harry
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Hooper : [ to Brody ] 'Scuse me. You know those eight guys in the fantail launch out there? Well, none of 'em are gonna make it out of the harbor alive.

Movie / TV: Jaws
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Wicked Witch of the West: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Movie / TV: The Wizard of Oz
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Mr. Darcy: Do you talk, as a rule, while dancing?
Elizabeth Bennet: No... No, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn... Makes it all so much more enjoyable, don't you think?

Movie / TV: Pride and Prejudice
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