Wiseguy Quotes

Charles Shagrass: You're McPike?
Frank McPike: Most of the time. I was Batman in the third grade, but that seems to be in the past.

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Sheriff: Now, I heard there were some loud mouthed, greasy-headed, stankin' ass Yankees in my town. Has anybody in here seen any of these loud mouth, stankin' ass yankees? It just ain't gonna happen. Not in my town.

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Sonny Steelgrave: You're that smart. How come you're not that smart?
Sonny Steelgrave: In my neighborhood, possession is nine tenth of the law. The other ten - we don't care about.

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Mel Profitt: Only the toes knows.

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Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: You got no cause for arrest.
Frank McPike: What are you, greaseball, a lawyer?
Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: Yeah, well, as a matter of fact, I am. Y'know, you grow over 6'4" and everybody automatically assumes you're brain dead. Now, I think you're too short and wimpy-looking to be a Fed, but there you are. [grabs McPike's arm as he tries to leave]
Mike 'Mooch' Cacciatore: You arrest my client, and I'll make you wish you were a farmer rather than a Fed.
Frank McPike: You know you have your hand on me?

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Sonny Steelgrave: You're that smart. How come you're not that smart?
Sonny Steelgrave: In my neighborhood, possession is nine tenth of the law. The other ten - we don't care about.

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Vinnie: [looking at roger's tricked out T-bird car with hidden guns in front and back]
Vinnie: What do you use this for?
Roger LoCocco: Weddings, parties, special occasions.

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Vinnie: How fast can you get me $10,000?
Uncle Mike: It would amaze even you.

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Charles Shagrass: You're McPike?
Frank McPike: Most of the time. I was Batman in the third grade, but that seems to be in the past.

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