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"I came home, the car was in the dining room. 'How did you get the car in here?' 'Easy, I took a left at the kitchen.'"

kitchen quote by Henny Youngman

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"I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'Somewhere I have never been!' I told her, 'How about the kitchen?'"

kitchen quote by Henny Youngman

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"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

kitchen quote by Harry S Truman

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"A child develops individuality long before he develops taste. I have seen my kid straggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory an empty gin bottle."

kitchen quote by Erma Bombeck

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"Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done as soon as you wish it would."

kitchen quote by Ronald Reagan

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"Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."

kitchen quote by Ambrose Bierce

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"Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."

kitchen quote by Ambrose Bierce

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"Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before."

kitchen quote by Shel Silverstein

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"Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters into a million pieces. Maybe the bravest of all are those who have the courage to reach for it again."

kitchen quote by Mary Higgins Clark

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"He kissed likewise the maid in the kitchen, and seemed upon the whole a most loving, kissing, kind-hearted gentleman."

kitchen quote by William Cowper

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"If all of this seems like a great deal of trouble, think what's at stake. We are faced with the most evil enemy mankind has known in his long climb from the swamp to the stars. There can be no security anywhere in the free world if there is no fiscal and economic stability within the United States. Those who ask us to trade our freedom for the soup kitchen of the welfare state are architects of a policy of accommodation."

kitchen quote by Ronald Reagan

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"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

kitchen quote by Harry S. Truman

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"My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit."

kitchen quote by Jerry Hall

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"No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime."

kitchen quote by Mason Cooley

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"That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being like a kitchen midden layer upon layer of the things daily life is made of. The edifice that lovers build is by comparison delicate and one-dimensional."

kitchen quote by Laurie E. Colwin

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"The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the bed."

kitchen quote by Geoffrey Gorer

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"We stopped eating meat many years ago. During the course of a Sunday lunch we happened to look out of the kitchen window at our young lambs playing happily in the fields. Glancing down at our plates, we suddenly realized that we were eating the leg of an animal who had until recently been playing in a field herself. We looked at each other and said, 'Wait a minute, we love these sheep--they're such gentle creatures. So why are we eating them?' It was the last time we ever did."

kitchen quote by Paul and Linda McCartney

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"Warning: keep out of children."

kitchen quote by Korean kitchen knife instructions

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"Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god."

kitchen quote by Charles Buck

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"You’re the cream in my coffee."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Will work for milk & cookies"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"When I said 'I do' I didn't mean Laundry"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"WASH YOUR HANDS"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Today’s Menu: Two choices—Take it or Leave It!"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"This Kitchen is Seasoned with Love."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"There's No Cooking Like Home Cooking"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"There's no Cookin' like HOME Cookin'"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"The Queen doesn’t cook."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"The Kitchen is the Heart of the Home."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"quityerbellyachin"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Porch"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Please excuse our messy house, the kids are making memories"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"My kitchen is a mystical place, a kind of temple for me. It is a place where the surfaces seem to have significance, where the sounds and odors carry meaning that transfers from the past and bridges to the future."

kitchen quote by Pearl Bailey

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"My husband says I feed him like he's a god: every meal is a burnt offering."

kitchen quote by Rhonda Hansome

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"Life’s short…Eat dessert first."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Laundry Today or Naked Tomorrow"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Laundry Room"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Lake House"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Kitchens Bring Families Together"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"If it weren’t for caffeine, I’d probably have no personality at all!"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride."

kitchen quote by Roseanne Barr

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"I scream, You scream, we all scream for Ice Cream!"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"I hate four-letter words…wash, dust, iron, cook, diet."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"I cooked once and decided it was a bad idea."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"I can’t clean house and save the world at the same time."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Housework never killed anyone, but why take the chance."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Hey Good-lookin’—what’s ya got cookin’?"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Give us this bread. Our daily bread."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Garden Room"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Everything comes out in the wash"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Country House"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Cottage"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Café"

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"Both of us can’t look good, it’s either me or the house."

kitchen quote by Anonymous

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"When one of these flashbacks was reported to me by a conscious patient, I was incredulous. For example, when a mother told me she was suddenly aware, as my electrode touched the cortex, of being in the kitchen listening to the voice of her little boy who was playing outside in the yard."

kitchen quote by Wilder Penfield

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"Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a poem And he called if 'Chops' because that was the name of his dog And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star And his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to his aunts That was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo And he let them sing on the bus And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair And his mother and father kissed a lot And the girl around the corner sent him a Valentine signed with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's meant And his father always tucked him in bed at night And was always there to do it Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines he wrote a poem And he called it 'Autumn' because that was the name of the season And that's what it was all about And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint And the kids told him Father Tracy smoked cigars And left butts on the pews And sometimes they would burn holes That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a lot And his father never tucked him in bed at night And his father got mad when he cried for him to do it Once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem And he called it 'Innocence: A Question' because that was the question about his girl And that's what it was all about And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he never showed her That was the year Father Tracy died And he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went And he caught his sister making out on the back porch And his mother and father never kissed or even talked And the girl around the corner wore too much makeup That made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway because that was the thing to do And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly That's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem And he called it 'Absolutely Nothing' Because that's what it was really all about And he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist And he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen"

kitchen quote by The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

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"The time of business does not with me differ from the time of prayer, and in the noise and clatter of my kitchen, while several persons are at the same time calling for different things, I possess God as if I were upon my knees at the blessed sacrament."

kitchen quote by Brother Lawrence

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"Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen."

kitchen quote by George Bernard Shaw

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"For my own part, I had rather suffer any inconvenience from having to work occasionally in chambers and kitchen... than witness the subservience in which the menial class is held in Europe."

kitchen quote by Harriet Martineau

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"Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove ... but I can't see the stove."

kitchen quote by Bert Kalmar

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