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"A circus is like a mother in whom one can confide and who rewards and punishes."

circus quote by Burt Lancaster

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"A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show."

circus quote by Anonymous

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"A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in."

circus quote by H. L. Mencken

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"Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage."

circus quote by H. L. Mencken

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"Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops."

circus quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"Half circus and half Supreme Court."

circus quote by James Barrett Scotty Reston

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"I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus."

circus quote by Albert Einstein

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"I just don't know what happened ... I feel as if I'm trying to scrounge around and pick up the pieces in the midst of this media circus."

circus quote by Jennifer Aniston

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"I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge."

circus quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork."

circus quote by Irving Brecher (Marx Bros. At the Circus)

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"If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'"

circus quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus."

circus quote by Jerry Coleman

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"Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hated them. I pitied them. Do you know why Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes."

circus quote by X2 X-Men United

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"Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit"

circus quote by Kin Hubbard

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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."

circus quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad"

circus quote by Jack Handey

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"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."

circus quote by Anonymous

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"When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life."

circus quote by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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"When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained."

circus quote by Edward R. Murrow

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"But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of, their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus."

circus quote by Richard Pryor

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"Two things only the people desire: bread, and the circus games."

circus quote by Juvenal

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"If you receive an e-mail with a subject of 'Badtimes,' delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it! This is the most dangerous E-Mail virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty, drink all your beer, make you fall in love with a penguin, give you nightmares about circus midgets, leave the toilet seat up and kill your dog."

circus quote by Badtimes Virus Alert

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"Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood."

circus quote by Erica Jong

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"Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. Government"

circus quote by H. L. Mencken

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"A lone carnival voice Sings tunes of nobody's choice, And on a vacant lot, Some one just forgot, Standing all alone, Turning on its own. Weary merry go round, Grows slowly into the ground, And faded circus acts, Sorrow broke their backs, And their sadness cries From their staring eyes. Still small children come And bring your harm of play, Spirits all alive To drive the ghosts away. Useless merry go round, Tomorrow they'll tear you down, To build the parking lot If it lives or not, It was just a toy, All it brought was joy."

circus quote by Peter Tork and Diane Hilderbrand

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"'When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.'"

circus quote by Craig Nettles

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"I am sad, sad as a circus-lioness, sad as an eagle without wings, sad as a violin with only one string and one that is broken, sad as a woman who is growing old."

circus quote by Jean Rhys

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"I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold..."

circus quote by Mark Twain

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