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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

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The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president?

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Even if you're on the right track... you'll still get hit if you don't move

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You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. War

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Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.

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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

By Will Rogers

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.

By Will Rogers

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Sports

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Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.

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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.

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You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.

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I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Politics

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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Politics

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Politics

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I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Politics

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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

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No party is as bad as its leaders.

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The more you read and observe about this politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party's worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

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All I know is just what I read in the papers.

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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. Movies

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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. Movies

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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.

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