Robin Williams Quotes

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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

By Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning 'to rip a man's heart out through his wallet'.

By Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

By Robin Williams

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

By Robin Williams

God gave man both a penis and a brain, unfortunately he didn't give enough blood supply to run to both at the same time.

By Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

By Robin Williams

When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

By Robin Williams

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

By Robin Williams

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

By Robin Williams

We men are driven to meet Miss Right . . . or at least Miss Right Now.

By Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

By Robin Williams

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

By Robin Williams

The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

By Robin Williams

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

By Robin Williams

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

By Robin Williams

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.

By Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

By Robin Williams

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself

By Robin Williams

Marijuana enhances many things, colors, flavors, sensations, but you are certainly not f**king empowered. When you're stoned, you're lucky if you can find your own goddamn feet. The only way it's a performance-enhancing drug is if there's a big f**king Hershey bar at the end of the run. Then you'll be like a Swiss ski jumper going, I'm there!

By Robin Williams

It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.

By Robin Williams

It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.

By Robin Williams

I'll always perform, because show business is in my blood. Or maybe it's in my feet. Wherever it is, I don't think I'll ever stop

By Robin Williams

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

By Robin Williams

Gay robbers came in last night and rearranged the living room

By Robin Williams

Comedy is acting out optimism.

By Robin Williams

all of our love and support to Dana and her family during this challenging time.

By Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet

By Robin Williams

[I was] hoping for the fallout of girls that would go for him. I was kind of his fool. We went through the same wild times in New York, hitting everything. Massive p? hunt.

By Robin Williams

[Knowles says,] A lot of people would bring up that, you know, (saying) 'You broke ... ' No, I did not break 'Batman and Robin.' The people who made 'Batman and Robin' broke 'Batman and Robin,' I just told a lot of people that it was a bad movie.

By Robin Williams