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A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain-- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

By Robert Heinlein
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.

By Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

By Robert Heinlein
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

By Robert Heinlein
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

By Robert Heinlein
That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

By Robert Heinlein
Specialization is for insects.

By Robert Heinlein
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other 'sins' are invented nonsense

By Robert Heinlein
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise

By Robert Heinlein
People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

By Robert Heinlein
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love the greater the jealousy.

By Robert Heinlein
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.

By Robert Heinlein
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue - and thoroughly immoral - doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forgot this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and there freedoms.

By Robert Heinlein
A motion to adjourn is always in order.

By Robert Heinlein
A generation which ignores history has no past and no future.

By Robert Heinlein
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

By Robert Heinlein
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

By Robert Heinlein