It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
By Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
By Oscar Levant
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
By Oscar Levant
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
By Oscar Levant
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.
By Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
By Oscar Levant
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
By Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
By Oscar Levant
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
By Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
By Oscar Levant
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
By Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
By Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
By Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' by
By Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.
By Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
By Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
By Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
By Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require.
By Oscar Levant
Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.
By Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
By Oscar Levant
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
By Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
By Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
By Oscar Levant
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
By Oscar Levant
