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There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

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There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? by

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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car

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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience

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Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver

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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices

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Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation

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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street

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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to

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In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

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