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What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? by

By Erna Bombeck
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

By Erna Bombeck
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is

By Erna Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint

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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job

By Erna Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead

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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other

By Erna Bombeck