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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

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To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

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There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.

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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools

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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

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The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

By Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

By Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

By Doug Larson